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“What’s wrong?”
“Erm… well… fuck. Ok. Colin.” She clears her throat. “I’m so sorry, but this is a call of shame.”
“A what?”
“A call of shame. I might… I might have chlamydia.”
“Oh.” MY FUCKING GOD. He doesn’t say that part out loud but he thinks it very loudly. “Ok.” She’s going to be freaking out.
“No. No, not ok. Not ok at all. We fucked!”
“I remember.” It is absolutely top of the wank bank.
“And not like sensible adults.”
“I remember that too.” If felt fucking incredible.
“So you might have chlamydia.”
“I understand how STIs work, Pen.”
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05 Jul 2026
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Perfect Stranger by Fifi2930 for brainrotbbygirl
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
25 Jun 2026
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Penelope Featherington knows these three things to be true:
1) She has no time or interest in swiping right on any dating apps to find her elusive soulmate
2) Inventing a fake perfect "boyfriend" is the only way to get her nagging mother off her back
3) The perfect man only exists in her fantasiesSo when he suddenly appears on an ordinary day, corporeal and literally manifested straight out her dreams, what the hell is she supposed to do?
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- Part 5 of Strangers-to-lovers Polin
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03 Jul 2026
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Pen sends a risky text to Colin even though they're at a family gathering. Even though they're not together. Even though they have never, EVER done anything of the sort before. But it's just a joke, so it's probably fine, right? Right???
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22 Jun 2026
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FML (Friends Making Love) by somethingfunnybubbly
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
13 Nov 2024
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Colin is surprising Pen, but he didn't think it would be this...hard ;)
(Colin's POV of Fuck My Life)
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- Part 2 of FML
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28 May 2026
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A Request for a Gentleman by kat2050
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
10 May 2026
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At Penelope's 30th Birthday celebration at Aubrey Hall, some unexpected news throws her for a loop. This causes her to divulge her greatest wish to the man she trusts most, leading to a conversation that ends up changing both of their lives.
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“And you are going to start a fire on the carpet with your frantic pacing. What is wrong?”
There was a plan, she had a plan, exact, nice words that were carefully chosen to save embarrassment if it came to it. Such a pity it was when they were completely abandoned when she looked up and straight into his stormy blue eyes, blurting out exactly the thing that had been swirling around her mind all night.
“I wish to be a mother, and I wish for you to help me”
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13 May 2026
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Colin loves Penelope but won't ever tell her. Penelope loves Colin but she has spent the last year trying to move on. Maybe the universe needs to step in with a sign, and sort out their not so unrequited love.
Maybe that sign comes in the form of a tiny little redhead that manages to wrap everyone around her little finger and forces the two of them to confront the feelings they swore never to share...
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12 May 2026
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Penelope finds herself unexpectedly pregnant after a one night stand, enter her best friend's older brother who has just quit his job to return to London permanently, leaving him with far to much time on his hands...
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- 16/16
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12 May 2026
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Colin Bridgerton is a slut (and I will die on this hill) by SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
27 Apr 2026
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When Penelope joins Eloise and her family on a summer holiday to Ibiza, she gets introduced to Eloise’s always-traveling and impossibly hot lifeguard of a brother and immediately loses all ability to filter her intrusive thoughts.
And strangely? It works.
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03 May 2026
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After receiving nothing but cold receptions from Penelope during the new social season, Colin is led to Lady Danbury’s library where he finds Pen drunk and distraught. She asks him one confounding question he had never given much thought.
Or, what happens when a drunk Pen admits her feelings to an oblivious Colin?
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27 Apr 2026
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Penelope needs to prove that pineapple cannot truly change one’s taste. And Colin, well, he just wants to help a friend conduct an experiment.
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18 Apr 2026
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We Will Have Lessons by KatofKanals
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
13 Apr 2026
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Colin Bridgerton has a lot of things going for him. He's over six feet tall, has silky, chestnut brown hair that curls naturally in a most fashionable way, and a smile that's been known to make women ages 2 to 92 swoon. Beyond the surface-level things, he's also smart and interesting and treats others with kindness and respect regardless of how he knows them and what walk of life they're from. Objectively, he's an absolute catch. Any girl would be lucky to be his, even just for one night. So, why then, at 26 years old and with all that going for him, is Colin Bridgerton still a virgin?
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Or, the one where Penelope platonically takes her best friend Colin's virginity and helps him through his sexual awakening.
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15 Apr 2026
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Codeine confession by MistressofNone3645
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
08 Apr 2026
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Penelope flirts too hard and ends up in the emergency room. Pain killers and a long-standing crush on her good friend make it an interesting night.
*Drunk/high confession for Polin week - day 3!* Happy reading!
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09 Apr 2026
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How to Write a Holiday Romance by yours_truly_PB for somethingfunnybubbly
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
30 Mar 2026
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Colin Bridgerton invites his smart, sharp-tongued coworker Penelope Featherington to spend the holidays with him and his family—with a proposition she never saw coming.
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01 Apr 2026
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One Glass Too Many by DuchessOfDisgrace
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV) RPF
20 Feb 2026
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The moment Penelope Featherington collapses in his arms, Colin Bridgerton realises one truth:
He cannot live in a world where she doesn’t exist.
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29 Mar 2026
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Public Bookmark 140
Mystery Work
Part of Archived
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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29 Mar 2026
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letters (english version) by Danna2112
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
15 Mar 2026
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When Portia finds out that Colin and Penelope have been writting letters to each other for months she is furious and demands reparations from the viscount.
To Penelopes schock Anthon announces that she and Colin will be married upon his return.Unable to life with the thought of trapping Colin in a marriage with her she decides to run away.
What will Colin do, when he learns what his letters have set into motion?
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- 24/24
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22 Mar 2026
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Sneak Peek by MistressofNone3645
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
15 Mar 2026
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Inspired by THAT selfie from a month ago...you know the one. Enjoy 🙃
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22 Mar 2026
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As Long As We Both Shall Lie by Ash (Polin1824) for tuesdaysrose, p0linl0vePA
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV)
03 Jan 2023
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Colin Bridgerton has always been a playboy. Jumping from one girl to the next. He swore he would never settle down. Thus, finding himself in a dilemma when a wealthy relative leaves him a large sum of money and only one stipulation, he has to marry.
Everyone laughs at the thought of Colin settling down, so he plans the ultimate scam. Pay a stranger to marry him, get a quick divorce and live out the rest of his days bathing in his riches. He has the plan but now he needs the girl, which he soon finds to be more difficult than he expected. But what happens when he meets the perfect girl to do the job, but she's just a little too perfect?
Can they pull off the sham wedding without getting caught? Or worse...actually falling in love? The task proves more challenging than anyone expected but Colin is determined to pull it off. No matter the cost.
"You are supposed to get married because you are in love. But for Colin, marriage is just a means to an end."
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- Part 1 of As Long As We Both Shall Lie
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- 44/44
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21 Mar 2026
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The Scheduled Affair by betweendrafts
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
10 Mar 2026
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When Penelope finds out her husband is cheating on her, she wants to leave the marriage. Unfortunately for her husband the timing could not be worse. They come up with a compromise.
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“So I suppose there is just one thing left to discuss.” Colin stated, taking the glass out of her hand and placing it on the side table next to one of the plush armchairs, only to resume his position towering over her.
“What?” she asked, feeling slightly confused for a second. The confusion was short-lived, though, when Colin’s hands came to rest just above the curve of her plentiful hips and he dipped his head down low, stopping his mouth a hairsbreadth away from her own.
He smiled, his pupils dilated wide.
“How many times am I going to make you come tonight?”- Language:
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16 Mar 2026
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We Skipped Several Steps by StrawberryWhorecake
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
08 Mar 2026
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"It's a boy!"
The nurses placed a bundle in Penelope's arms.
He was perfectly healthy, which was a miracle considering that Penelope did not know she was pregnant until a few hours ago.Or
The one where Penelope has a cryptic pregnancy.Series
- Part 1 of Oh, Baby!
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09 Mar 2026