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  5. Summary

    Stories in the same verse, collected in one place so i can brain where it belongs.
    Every single story can be read as a standalone, gonna be posted as finished oneshots if i feel like adding to it.

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    There are men turning up dead in the woods, and Chief of Police Charlie Swan has a job to do—figure out what, or who, left the poor bastards torn up as they are. Chief of Police Charlie Swan is too old for this mess. Too old and too sick of this shit to pretend Forks is just a sleepy old rural town anymore. Between the gruesome corpses and the quiet, unsettling doctor Cullen who shows up like a statue in pressed slacks, lying through his teeth, Charlie’s got more questions than answers—and no one seems too keen on giving him either.

    Charlie’s trying not to notice how his breath catches when the doc gets too close. He’s also trying not to notice how the bodies keep piling up, unsolved. Neither effort is going particularly well.

    And if one more person tells him it was a bear, he’s going to shoot something. Probably not a bear.

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    13 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Nobody is sad when a hawk sinks its talons into a snake, but everybody panics if it drops... except for maybe Rook Hunt.

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    18 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD WTAF

  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    Cater has finally, finally decided to confess his feelings to Malleus. Uncertain of how to do so, he asks each dorm leader for their advice which is, frankly, a bad idea. The dorm leaders give Cater increasingly terrible advice on how to confess and each confession attempt goes horribly wrong.

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    18 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i died. this is hilarious.

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    Inspired by an IDV fic of a friend, please check out "Mercenary" and The Prisoner by jimjamboree

    Unlike other SCPs of his level of danger, Nice enters containment willingly. An SCP with his own agenda and he will stop at nothing to get what he wants. And what he wants, is the cute brown haired researcher that had recently been sent to his Site.

    Nice will not let this opportunity slip by, not again.

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    09 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 77

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    Flins has lots of thoughts about Illuga, about Illuga’s shoulders, Illuga’s smile, Illuga’s skin, Illuga’s hands- but monsters don’t deserve to walk in the light.

    The light has other ideas.

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    07 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy shit.