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Hermione Granger lives in a house with legs, with a swamp-lizard named Stripes, in a semi-sentient ecosystem that occasionally burps up lost things. It’s not ideal, but after five and a half years in the Neitherlands, she’s made it work.
Then Draco Malfoy falls from the sky. Literally.
He has questions, a missing bag, and limited patience for her deeply repressed need for human contact.
As they navigate a shaky path between physics and magic, and a shared past, they might even figure out how to save their world.
This is a story about two lonely people trying to stitch the cosmos back together.
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy set out to create a Time Turner, and after two and a half years of work, they think they've done it. But when they spin the hourglass, they realize they aren't traveling through time. They're traveling through something very different.
They see themselves in 25,000 love stories, and they begin to wonder what they're missing.
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Consider this my homage to the amazing community of Dramione fanfiction!
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02 Jun 2026
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How to Lose a Wizard in 10 Days by GracefulLioness
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2023
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Hermione will do anything to prove to her boss at Witch Weekly that she's ready to take on more serious topics, including dating a man just to drive him away for the sake of her next column, How to Lose a Wizard in 10 Days. But pushing Draco Malfoy away proves to be a challenging task, perhaps because he's got ten days to make her fall in love with him.
Inspired by How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
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18 May 2026
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Hermione Granger has a theory: house-elf servitude isn't natural. It's a curse.
The evidence leads to Malfoy Manor, to ancient tomes and darker magic, and to the last person she ever wanted to see again. But Draco Malfoy isn't who he used to be, and as they uncover a centuries-old conspiracy, Hermione realizes that some bindings are meant to be broken.
And some connections are worth the risk.
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12 May 2026
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Hermione is familiar with fighting: for respect, for attention, for justice. She’s even made a career of it; working on behalf of creatures and beings. But her battle against the Ministry’s marriage law is one she loses. Badly. And now, she has to contend with not only public derision and patriarchal politics, but her growing feelings for her government-mandated spouse.
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15 Apr 2026