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As part of her latest fling with conquering unnecessary galaxies, Her Imperial Condescension set her sights on a little blue planet.
Its inhabitants called it Earth.
Karkat Vantas, an up-and-coming Threshecutioner, thought the name at first glance was stupid. The inhabitants were weak, soft, scared, and perfectly kill-able, just like himself before molt. Humans. Another stupid name. He was assigned for invasion, and was all too ready to get out of his current station and to a place where he could be more invisible to the higher-ups.
And then, half a sweep into his new position, he met a Human with magnetic fingertips and a soul you just can't put down.
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18 Jun 2026
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"Yeah, okay," Dave said, pulling Karkat abruptly out of his thoughts. He had won the battle against smiling, though his blond eyebrows were slightly raised. "Well, I'm into Alternian guys, around 5'7, medium build. Bonus points if they work in events and always look like somebody just pissed in their cereal." He met Karkat's incredulous stare with cool indifference. Under the table, Karkat could feel his knee bouncing. "You happen to know anybody like that?"
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16 Jun 2026
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they've been on the meteor for five years w/ no foreseeable signs of offloading. under-stimulated manic dave with mild, unchecked obsession; depressed karkat relenting to whatever the universe throws at him
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13 Jun 2026
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On a night out at a trashy club, Dave finds a mysterious number in the bathroom. Little does he know, the stranger on the other end might not be much of a stranger at all.
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The number is so small it's barely legible, with a weird uptick in the corner as if the writer was interrupted just after finishing their one-line advertisement.
Man. Was this for real? Is this what gay hookup culture has come to these days - scrawling names inside of bathrooms? This was the kind of shit your bro would pull, before he shacked up with his weird ass not-boyfriend in a desperate bid to fill the empty nest you left behind. It was more likely than not a joke - but you're drunk and bored enough to admit it pipques your curiosity.
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13 Jun 2026
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“Do’ya have anything that’s like, super fuckin’ hard to kill? Like impossible. Mission: Impossible- Don’t Kill A Plant. That kinda thing?” he says, gesturing reservedly with his hands as he speaks, a light southern drawl slurring his words together. You continue to stare, unsure how to respond to something so incredibly stupid.
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08 Jun 2026