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The Family You Choose (is better?) by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Apr 2026
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Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.
Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.
He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.
Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.
There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of The Friends that Ruin You
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Stitched Up: Part 1 of the Mixed Signals Duology
Alastor's wound from the battle with Adam is not healing. Out of time and out of choices, he decides to raid VoxTek for their new medical product--only to be caught before he can use it. Vox, ever the opportunist, offers him a deal that he is in no position to refuse...
Story Notes / Content Warnings:
- This is officially an AU! Canon divergent post-Season 1.
- Alastor is represented as a sex-indifferent asexual in this story (an individual with no desire for sex but no particular repulsion for the act). (With thanks to Manuscripts Don’t Burn for the terminology!)
- Due to the nature of Vox and Alastor's deal, all acts between them fall under the 'DubCon' umbrella.
- There will be violence. There will also be cuddling.
- Specific chapters may have additional Content Warnings. Please check the chapter notes.Series
- Part 1 of Mixed Signals (RadioStatic Duology)
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03 Dec 2025
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Of all the demons who could have possibly inherited his contract. Why did it have to be Vox? The pompous, obnoxious, desperate television demon who had been oh so obsessed with him for ages. And Vox would never let him go. Not now that he had him. What he’d wanted for so long now, always just out of his reach. No, nothing could persuade him to give him up.
Vox gets ahold of Alastor's soul, and he intends to take full advantage of his new acquisition. Unfortunately, his feelings for the man make everything a bit more complicated. But Alastor might just come to realize that Vox owning his soul isn't actually the worst thing.
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- English
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- 115,107
- Chapters:
- 20/20
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- 2
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29 Nov 2025
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 106,998
- Chapters:
- 60/60
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- 1
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- 4,244
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17 Apr 2024
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Edward Teach owns the wildly successful greeting card company Blackbeard. He's going on Undercover Boss as Jeff the Accountant to get a feel for what the company looks like when he's not around.
Stede Bonnet is the manager of the singing cards department in Blackbeard. He's definitely got it all together. For sure. If you squint.
Aka the OFMDxOfficexUndercover Boss fic no one asked for
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- English
- Words:
- 35,398
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 166
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- 536
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- 110
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- 5,969
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25 Dec 2023
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Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match by DancingLassie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
21 Dec 2021
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The last thing Vesemir expected when he broke his hip (caused by slipping in his kitchen, of all things) was to meet the future love of Geralt’s life. Now all he had to do was subtly convince Geralt and Jaskier of the fact.
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- Part 1 of Matchmaker
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- English
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- 24,043
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 1,229
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18 Jan 2022
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The Harlequin by knit_wear
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types, Harley Quinn (Comics)
15 Dec 2019
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Everyone deserves a personal life, even Gotham's two most notorious psychopaths.
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A Nolan-take on Harley Quinn's evolution. Harley becomes a villain on her own terms, but she just can’t seem to shake the Joker.
"Mean, aloof Doc-tor Quinzel, with her tight ass in her gray slacks. Mmm... who could have guessed there was such a weirdo inside just dying to get out."
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- Part 1 of The Harlequin
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- English
- Words:
- 390,419
- Chapters:
- 33/33
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 950
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- 936
- Bookmarks:
- 214
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27 May 2021
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Bury Me in My Sins by Corrosive_Moon
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 May 2021
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The Archangel Raphael—who prefers to go by Crowley—is tasked with smiting the demon, Azirafell, and somehow finds himself having afternoon tea with him. Maybe if he was a better angel, Crowley would have seen how inadvisable it was to socialize with a demon, but 6,000 years is a long time to go without a friend…
“Oh, you poor, sheltered thing…” the demon purrs. “Shall I show you all the things they told you to deny?”[EDIT 5/28/21: NOW WITH CH. 2! (No, it doesn't get less angsty.)]
MIND THE TAGS.
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- Part 1 of Raise Your Vices
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,526
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
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- 46
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- 498
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- 64
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- 9,961
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06 Nov 2020
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This is a story about two kingdoms, side by side, but worlds apart. And at war. When the Bog King finally wins his war against the Fairy Kingdom, he decides that a political marriage with the eldest daughter of the deposed Fairy King will help to promote peace. (Obviously, he's never met Marianne.)
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- Part 1 of All's Fair In Love and War
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- English
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- 62,027
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 722
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- 24,859
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05 Aug 2020
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Tony was mostly joking when he invited Loki to fight Steve in front of the entire Compound. But he’s not at all disappointed when Loki follows through...
Or when Loki claims his just reward for victory.
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- Part 2 of Showing Off
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- English
- Words:
- 10,363
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 203
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- 2,108
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- 371
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- 25,344
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31 Jul 2020
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The Heart of a Merman by STARSdidathing for greenishio
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
12 Feb 2019
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Tony is a coveted, handsome, merman prince who has always been fascinated by the human world. He only becomes more enchanted when he sees the human princess Pepper Potts. He wants to court her, a wish that only becomes stronger when his father forces an unwanted betrothal upon him.
Tony only has one being he can turn to: the feared and dangerous sea-wizard. Loki is a known trickster and terror of the seven seas, but Tony will do anything to win the heart of his love.
But how much can he trust Loki? And what will Tony do if he loses their deal and becomes the possession of the powerful, mercurial sea-wizard?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,480
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 713
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- 1,683
- Bookmarks:
- 299
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- 17,763
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23 Feb 2020
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Care and Feeding of your Feral Asgardian by theorytale
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Nov 2018
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In which Earth is collectively pretty terrible about dealing with refugees, mischief gods have really inconvenient ways of expressing gratitude, and Tony is not getting emotionally invested. He's not.
Unintended sequel to "Loki Odinson's Break-up Playlist".
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- Part 2 of Ginnungagaps
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24 Nov 2019
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15 Mar 2018
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Laufey's Mate/ Ice Maiden/ Laufey's Bride (It wound up with three titles) by Icemaidenstory
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Jul 2013
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Prompt from norsekink:
Loki is not a runt. He's what the Asgards would call an ice maiden, naturally much smaller than the traditional Jotun. But Ice maidens are by far the most fertile (and prettiest). They are also really rare. So when one does finally get born it is given to the king as a mate. This has been tradition for so long that now, only the child of the king with an ice maiden can claim the throne as true heir.
Loki was born right at the end of the war and was given to Laufey as his betrothed. That's why he is marked with Laufey's family scars, it was a part of the ceremony. The final stage of their marriage is the consummation which would have happened when Loki came of age.
Then Odin showed up, totally misread the scars and took Loki away.
Fast forward to the events of the movie, only this time Laufrey sees Loki get grabbed and turn blue. He realises what has happened and grabs Loki off the battlefield to claim him before Thor figures out what is going on.
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- English
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- 135,371
- Chapters:
- 42/42
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- 844
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31 Jan 2018
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Breathless Prayer by silver_drip
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel
08 Oct 2017
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Loki is sent to the dungeons. His cell is across from Tony's.
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26 Jan 2018
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Keeping Up With The Asgardian by Mirenelle
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (2016)
16 Mar 2019
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SHIELD and the Avengers manage to get a spy camera on Loki. What does the god of Lies to in his spare time? They are about to find out!
- Language:
- English
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- 35,818
- Chapters:
- 23/?
- Collections:
- 2
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- 536
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- 2,304
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- 420
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- 41,861
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25 Jan 2018
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A Deal with the Prince by STARSdidathing
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
23 Nov 2017
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Loki might be a Prince of Asgard, but that doesn't mean that he's well liked or able to get what he wants easily. Anthony Howardson is a weaponsmith who is incredibly handsome and uninterested in Loki's attempts at friendship. Loki knows he'll never be the one that Anthony wants, but when the opportunity presents itself to solve a problem for Anthony, Loki isn't going to miss the chance to offer a deal. Anthony is well known for taking pleasure in a multitude of lovers; surely Loki can present a solution that is mutually satisfactory? Loki could solve Anthony's problem, and in return, Anthony would spend a night with him. COMPLETE
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 82,210
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 1,326
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- 2,905
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- 781
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- 58,107
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25 Jan 2018
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Sex Ed by iswyn for plumadesatada
Fandoms: Iron Man - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
27 Jun 2015
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It never ceases to frustrate Tony that his smartest student is sliding by with barely passing grades. When he comes in on a weekend to administer a makeup exam, he discovers something that just might make Loki more interested in his grades.
I'm going to point this out for anyone who has ignored all the notes. LOKI IS UNDERAGE. He is sixteen, and if you have a problem with that, please skip this.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 2
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- 976
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- 2,146
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- 374
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- 43,097
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06 Dec 2017
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Extracurricular activities by boleyn13
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
03 Nov 2017
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“Well, you tried to cheat and your brother didn’t bother to study for my exam. You have to learn your lesson. But maybe I happen to lose this.” Stark waved with the exam paper. “And I will have to ask your brother to take the exam another time. The problem is that I am a highly organised person I don’t lose stuff. Never. What a predicament.”
“Is there a number that might help you to become less organised?”
“Money? Oh please, how boring. I called you brilliant. Go on, put two and two together.”
“Professor Stark, how about you just tell me what you want?”
The grin remained on Stark’s face, a little more subtle now, but he clearly was immensely enjoying himself. “I want to fuck you.”