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Marco's cuddly, Jean's horny, and they're both stoned at six am.
(no really it's just gratuitous stress relief porn)
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13 Jul 2026
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Really, really good porn. Absolutely spectacular
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"Your cadet corps is insane! What is wrong with them!?"
Shadis sighed. "Was it the argument about fighting a thousand duck-sized titans or one titan-sized duck?"
"What? No…"
"Was it the fact that half of them are convinced that the other half are werewolves?"
"...No, I-"
"Was it Eren and Krista doing their creepy mind-meld thing?"
The Sergeant sighed in defeat. "No."
"Oh… was it-"
"They were talking about how attractive they find the Armored Titan."
Shadis let out a single dry bark of laughter. "Yeah. I ignore those discussions on purpose."
__________Told entirely from outsider POVs: the 104th Cadet Corps is all really bad at keeping secrets from each other. Rated M for Levi's potty mouth. For slightly less crack, just go to the second fic in this series!
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02 Jul 2026
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Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2022
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“If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”
Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”
“A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”
“And you die once it happens.”
Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”
“How far?” Mobei-jun growls.
“There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.