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“You guys are a weird combo,” Junpei tells them. “You know that, right?”
“What!!" Ryoji gasps. "No way!! Minato and I are made for each other!! We’re like rice and curry! Peanut butter and jelly! We even finish each other’s…”
“Homework,” Minato mumbles, swapping the papers in front of them.
“Minato is better at math! But I’m better at classic literature!”
“He’s not. I just think it’s boring.”
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(A study on Ryoji, Minato, and the people they love. Spoilers abound.)
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16 Feb 2026
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How to Succeed on Your Government-Mandated Language Test Without Really Trying by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
07 Apr 2022
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Take the four-month PRO contract, Kakashi had said. It’ll be fun, Kakashi had said. Well—no, what had actually happened was that Kakashi had taken Sasuke out to a bar in downtown Gatineau, bought him two shots of tequila, and said, “Here’s the thing. PRO is hell and you’ll be more miserable than you’ve ever been in your life, but if you can tough it out then I can transfer you back to the NCR as a program officer no problem. I’m talking indeterminate position, salary bump, benefits, vacation, prospects for advancement, the whole package. Think on it, okay?”
And now here Sasuke was—back in the NCR, mildly scarred from four months working under Kabuto—only to find his apartment uninhabitable, his relationship moving faster than anticipated, his out-of-touch manager even more out-of-touch than he remembered, and the future of his brand new indeterminate-with-benefits-and-vacations position hinging on the achievement of a successful BBB on his language test. And his Excel sheets, left for four months in Naruto's incapable hands? Don't even get him started.
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- Part 2 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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17 Nov 2025
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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13 Nov 2025
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i can't take you anywhere by dimolto
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Super Dangan Ronpa 2
21 Feb 2022
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“One more word and I’m going to drive us both off a cliff,” Hinata deadpanned.
“Well, I would probably survive it. Ultimate Lucky Student and all.” Komaeda tilted his head. “But if you really do want to kill me, I’m sure we can find a way to make it happen!”On the way back from the third-year class trip to Hokkaido, the bus happened to leave two students behind: a tag-along Reserve Course boy who, as always, wasn’t quite sure how he kept getting himself into these situations, and an enigmatic young man who was beginning to feel very, very cheated by his luck.
Now, if Hajime Hinata wants to get back to Tokyo, he’s going to have to face a hotwired car, 900 miles of open road, and ten days stuck with Nagito Komaeda.- Language:
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21 Sep 2025
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In the Light of Our New Dawn by Keysmashed
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 May 2025
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When Phainon, a quiet appraiser of forgotten things, finds himself haunted by dreams of golden laughter and flower crowns, he begins to realise that the dreams he dreams and the stories he reads might not be stories at all. Maybe, just maybe, they're memories.
And through it all, he yearns for a man he’s never met, a name he only whispers in sleep, and a love that never had a chance to bloom.
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- Part 1 of One Lifetime Isn’t Enough
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22 Jun 2025