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    Xie Lian can't stop fucking his pet dog, Hua Cheng!!

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    What do George and his pet blob Dream get up to? Sex, mostly.

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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    With no luck of connecting with the others, you decide to spend some of your spare time with Caine working on new adventures. After some back-and-forth, you settle on something you’re sure the other members would appreciate, but Caine needs some convincing first… luckily, you’re willing to demonstrate for him.

    AKA caine finds out what sex is and everything goes south. i cranked this out in a few hours at like midnight so expect some inconsistencies and poor quality writing

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    08 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    It's more likely than you think!

    So you have a bathtub mermaid you regularly visit to play with, as one does. But today he's acting a bit odd.

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    16 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 19

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    Through the millennia, you’ve had thousands of harem members, from every walk of life and every life story possible. And yet there are two particular ones that make you feel differently. You could even call them your favorites. “And… Tell someone to call those two here…”

    Your general bows in a deferential gesture that shows only respect. “As you wish, my Lord. Any message for them?”

    You shake your head, giving him a wry smile. “Not any that you want to hear, old man.”

    “Hah, I thought you were depressed, Lord Y/N. Good to see that you’re still you. Sure, I’ll tell the chamberlain to call Dehya and Candace. You really took a liking to them, huh?” He laughs, sharing some of his good humor with you.

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    AU one shot where you read as a god who conquered Sumeru during the archon war, both desert and rainforest. When you get tired of fucking the wife that you acquired back then, what better thing to do than to turn to your harem?

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    09 Feb 2026

  4. Rec 35

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    Ororon's found out you're pretty good at something.

    Now he won't leave you alone.

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    02 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Tanjiro is moving his head forward, and his lips brush against the shell of your ear, his voice rumbling so lowly when he murmurs, “You look scared.”

    You suck in a sharp breath, eyes half-lidded as your grip around his wrist tightens.

    You hear him chuckle, and it causes sparks of heat to roll down your body. “I can feel how fast your heart rate has gotten,” he drawls, and as he says that—his fingers around your neck tighten.

    Or: A fic where Tanjiro fingers you in an empty hallway

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    13 Dec 2025