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No Big Deal (except for how it's totally a Big Deal) by ProcrastinatorsWish
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 May 2021
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Sam Wilson came back from the blip with a vagina. And it's No Big Deal. Sam is totally not scared of his vagina. Nope, not at all.
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The one where the author just wanted to write 7500 words of filthy, irredeemable, vagina porn. -
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Based on Black Mirror season 5 episode "Striking Vipers". Danny and Karl have some sweet, hot, filthy fun inside the game. Danny realizes life is all grey areas.
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the hand you want to hold is a weapon (and you're nothing but skin) by voxofthevoid
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
10 Jun 2020
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“Alien…aphrodisiac.” James blinks and takes a few deep breaths, absorbing the information to scratch his head over later. Steve’s the priority now. “At least tell me he didn’t leap into the path of the alien whatever.”
The Widow laughs. It’s half for show, James knows, but he thinks he can see genuine amusement in her cool green eyes. Steve’s better at reading her, but Steve’s apparently busy rubbing one out in the bathroom.
“Not this time,” she says. “It’s not a weapon. One of the scientists grabbed the first thing they could in a panic. Steve was the only one in the room with them and got a faceful of blue dust. The effects took a couple of hours to show.”
“And the scientist who used it?”
“Was trying to fuck a wall, last I saw.”
James grimaces.
“It’s not very dignified,” the Widow adds, noting his expression. “Like I said, either the serum’s handling the worst of it or Steve’s real superpower is his moral compass.”
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Steve gets sex-pollened. He handles it just fine, and then Bucky shows up.- Language:
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29 Jun 2025
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just in it for the game by grim_lupine
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Nov 2017
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“It's excellent rehabilitation for my image,” Loki says, widening his eyes. “They love you, and because of that they'll trust me. You wouldn't ruin this for me, would you?”
Thor glares at him.
Loki’s mouth twitches. “Also, it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.”
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a room full of coral by TheResurrectionist
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
28 Jun 2026
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Main Continuity:
1: a coral room
2: a sky of honey
3: the ninth wave
4: under the ivy (in progress)---
Lex Luthor Side Stories:
5: nocturn
9: prelude
11: where on your palm is my little line---
Pennywaynes:
7: a diamond sky
8: sunset---
Elseworlds:
6: a sea of honey
10: and so is love
---Roy Harper:
12: second nature
13: the wild cry
---Old/Removed:
14: if the skies turn dark (folded into 2/ASOH)- Words:
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13 Jun 2025
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After their fall, the little yellow house Hannibal brings them to is a charmed space. It’s easy to forget there, when Will is in the mood for forgetting.
In the Pennsylvanian woods, it’s easy as breathing to ignore the life he left behind. Simple to pretend they’re the last men on earth. Molly and Jack, the murder victims and the FBI seem farther away in the sea of tall, sweet grass—an echo from someone else’s dreams. That’s their life now: Will wants to forget, and Hannibal wants to let him.
But reality has a way of asserting itself. No one can ignore it forever.
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- Part 1 of Rabbit Hair
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Premise: What if Hannibal weren't such a dick?
All from prompts I got on tumblr. These used to be with the rest of the tumblr ficlets but there are so many of them now I thought it would be easier if they had their own doc.