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Rick works on a specimen bag assembly line at a Morty cloning facility. One day, his coworker seeks out his help for an alarming idea.
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Arcade Morty x Homesteader Rick with a bit of an identity crisis sprinkled in (and smut to come)
Arcade had spent a long time sitting outside of Homesteader’s house — what was left of it — even after the brief intrusion of that Rick-Morty duo. Going inside felt wrong, like he was intruding in a space not meant for him. The outside, however, with a clear sight of Homesteader and Doc’s graves… jeez, it was messed up. Maybe he should’ve put the graves somewhere else, as a matter of fact he could still move them, not like there was any body buried there. He decided against it, in the end. There were more pressing matters if he really planned to take over Homesteader’s house.
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Something shifts in him; a familiar tightness low in his stomach. No, he tells himself, that quiet internal voice holding up a hand: Stop. This is not something you can come back from. Morty stares at the doll, the shine at the corner of its mouth. You could do anything you wanted to.
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01 Jun 2026
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“I think,” Morty pauses, swallows dryly, tries again: “I think we should talk about it.”
Honestly, Rick thinks they really should not talk about it. Morty has this idea that talking is the best way to cope with grief, which, if you ask Rick, is stupid. After all, who’s to say one coping mechanism is better than any other? Some people like to talk about it with close friends and loved ones, some people like to pretend it never happened, and some people like to have sex with their underage grandsons and then slam their own heads in convection ovens. Again: who’s to say?
Morty is still looking at him expectantly. Meanwhile — for some reason — they both still have the other’s limp dicks in their hands. It’s like having a relay race at the fucking deli section.
It’s the anniversary of absolutely nothing. Rick copes as best he can.
Bookmarked by Pube (Pubesbert)
31 May 2026
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Your name is Dave Strider and at some point the lines between your dreams and reality have begun to blur.
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18 Mar 2026