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He still misses me, but his aim is getting better! by QuestionableLasagna
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
26 Sep 2025
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Standing over a valley and looking down at the forest below, Starscream lets the silence float around him as his optics sweep across the scene. In this uninhabited patch of land far away from any pesky interference, only the Earth’s paltry moon acts as his witness, waiting for his soon-to-be aerial show. Idly scanning his system’s readings, they tell him that the atmospheric conditions are just right.
It’s going to be a favourable fight.
Smirk disappearing beneath a series of transformative metal and seams, Starscream’s alt-mode envelops him as he takes to the skies. His engines rip through the peace with delight. However, through the satisfaction of flight, Starscream reminds himself to be vigilant. It’s an unspoken thing, this little rendezvous, so he can’t be certain if he’ll be accompanied tonight. If he were to hedge his bets, he’ll say there’s a slightly more-than-likely chance. It’s around that time of the quartex, after all. Even without though, a break outside of that dreadful hell-soaked ship is all fine and good. Starscream would take that without complaint.
But considering that things aboard the Nemesis have been rather testy lately…
Well, a mech can hope.
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The woes of Soundwave and the Love-botimiser 9000 by QuestionableLasagna
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
16 Aug 2025
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“Well, you see, my lord; what would you say is the driving force of your magnificent cause? The thing that keeps a Decepticon’s spark warm even in the coldest of nights?”
Megatron lets out a cackle, the answer so simple, it comes forth without command. “Hatred! For the Autobots!”
A nano-klik passes.
“And for complete control of Cybertron and the great wide galaxy! Everybody knows that!” Megatron continues.
Shockwave nods in approval. “Of course. However, from what you have described, it appears that that very source of hatred is no longer sufficient in keeping the armies satisfactorily rallied. It’s deathly unfortunate, but not every mech can be as noble and focused as you, my lord. After all these millennia, something new must be introduced to keep them on their pedes. And that’s where my latest invention comes into play.” Gesturing to the weapon held in Megatron’s grasp, Shockwave announces his achievement with a flourish.
“Introducing, the Love-botimiser 9000!”
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Aka the fic where Starscream inadvertently becomes Shockwave’s test subject, making it all Soundwave’s problem somehow -
Terrible taste in nerds and video games by QuestionableLasagna
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
05 May 2024
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Alejandro wags his fingers in her face, shaking his head in mock disappointment. “Ah ah ah. That’s simply not true! For you see, there is a way to win this game!”
Heather raises a brow. “Which is?”
“To win the heart of the most troublesome man I’ve come to know.” Alejandro declares, his eyes shining with determination as if what he said made a lick of sense.
…what the hell does that have to do with farming?
Alejandro pulls up the list of dinky townies, scrolling down until he reaches the end. The cursor hovers over the little sprite icon, clicking to open up a character page for village idiot #42 or whatever. The relationship metre sits at three little red hearts, but that’s not what Heather’s focusing on.
That icon image looks…familiar.
Heather stares at that bored pixelated face. There’s something about it that just itches at the back of her mind, trying to dredge up something forgotten like a long lost shoe lodged in mud. The more she stares, the stronger the feeling gets. She lifts up her sunglasses, her eyes squinting in suspicion. It’s only when she glances at the character’s name does it all hit her.
Nolan: [ Stardrop Hollow’s resident librarian ]
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deliberate misrepresentation by marzipan (rodyacore)
Fandoms: Starlight Express - Phillips/Stilgoe/Webber
13 Dec 2024
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CB commits tax fraud. Electra is displeased.
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06 Jul 2026
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Listen to the Radio Sing by StarlitPuppy58
Fandoms: Starlight Express - Phillips/Stilgoe/Webber
26 Jun 2026
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and that rings especially true when the yard’s brake-and-radio van is the picture of innocence. As the world seems to crash and burn, with more and more accidents piling up left and right, who would think to blame the string of bad luck on the ever-smiling Red Caboose? After all, he’s the friendliest guy in the yard, always there to lend a hand and help the rolling stock when they’re in need. Whether you need a shoulder to cry on, a racing buddy, or simply someone to keep you company while you trudge through the monotony of railyard life, the cheerful truck will be there with a quip, some comfort, or a little tune to lift your spirits. And who can resist listening to the radio sing?
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06 Jul 2026
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It is the end of Bif Taylor-Tremblay’s last summer before graduating Bullworth Academy and college, and he imagines the upcoming school year can’t be any worse than last year, losing his boxing title to Hopkins and disappointing Derby. All he can do is be hopeful.
That is, until his father calls him into his office to tell him: the Taylor-Tremblays are broke.
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- Part 1 of Left Hand Man
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16 Jun 2026
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Conversations with a Caboose by Exdraghunt
Fandoms: Starlight Express - Phillips/Stilgoe/Webber
27 Nov 2015
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Poppa finds a certain red caboose sulking in the freight yards one night and decides to have a chat about CB's actions during the races. But Poppa never expected the conversation that would follow.
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22 May 2026
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Truth Amongst the Pages of Snezhnaya by tragedians
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 May 2026
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After the events of Sumeru, Pantalone returns to an office left untouched and finds himself haunted by memory, fragments, and ghosts preserved in embered ruin. As immortality stretches onward into an uncertain future, Pantalone loses himself in what he once knew and the visages he once loved. If every part of a person can be replaced and still feel familiar beneath your hands, at what point do they truly become someone else? And is death itself the only answer to the questions still haunting those walls?
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21 May 2026