Quorthonsbuttcheeks
Fandoms
- Real Person Fiction (1)
- Zero Day (2003) (1)
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"I learned something new, not just how to wack off a elephant" by Quorthonsbuttcheeks
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction
05 Jun 2026
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are you crying cause we have aids
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- English
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“Wanna touch my box, big boy?” - Andre K. by Quorthonsbuttcheeks
Fandoms: Zero Day (2003)
06 Apr 2026
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Uhhh Andre Kriegman makes love to cal and a shocking ending happens, 😰 oh no (gone wrong) btw this is a shit post so
I have zero day how tags work
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Dee has been tense and angry for the last week snapping at everyone with little to no discipline. Ches decides to fix his attitude problem hands on.
Bookmarked by Quorthonsbuttcheeks
04 May 2026
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Dee sells his time to older people, and he doesn’t know his grandfather and dad’s best friend are gonna end up his best clients.
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04 May 2026
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The title is kinda just a placeholder lmao. But these are just a bunch of random hcs about Cal and (mostly) Andre. Most of them aren't necessarily caldre, but they can definitely be read that way.
Uhhhh mostly /reader stuff now tbh. Specifically of Andre, but Cal n Rachel too. I also take requests ehe
Bookmarked by Quorthonsbuttcheeks
17 Apr 2026