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“你得冷静点。”Connor把签字笔盖上，用他顺手在外面打印机拿走的打印纸把那颗糖抓起来团成团，打印纸擦不掉电脑外面的糖渍。而他的安抚对Evan效果也不是很好，Evan还在结结巴巴地说一些我没有生病，这颗糖是我的安慰剂之类的话，Connor用另一只手抓了抓头发，举着手里捏出来的纸团:“没事了，我解决了。只要把它扔掉就行了。”
我知道已经有很多重写第一次见面的文了，所以多一篇也不会嫌多。
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他想养植物的原因有很多，起先是有人送了他一盆仙人掌，为了庆祝心理健康日。Steven把它放在窗台上，其实他没怎么关心它，甚至都没想到过它。然后有一天狂风暴雨，盆栽被打翻碎了一地。他用手把仙人掌捧起来，刺扎了他一手，但他最终救下了它。
然后再次遗忘了它。预警：有g向
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James睡着时被Simon骑上。
James/Simon，前后有意义。
20年旧文我只是卷水仙压抑了，，- Language:
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但丁记起了更多的梦，他试过用手指抠挖地上的泥土，那是一片肥沃的土地，松软的灰烬叠了一层又一层，他怎么都挖不干净，最后被埋在灰烬里，成为了里面的一部分。
乐观点想，这是里面最完整的死法了。要去到那座塔，得杀掉一个军队。这不是夸张的说法，但丁在路上遇到的每一个人都想杀掉他。灵感来自命运2exo日记，dvo无料本放出2
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只是半夜但丁还是醒了，他开始思考:既然有幸运色狼，为什么没有百分百被幸运色狼呢？思考时但丁的手正埋在维吉尔的屁股里，他可以对着披萨发誓，他醒来就是这样的场景，一根手指都没动，否则以后他吃的披萨全都被加黑橄榄。
幸运色狼au，dvo结束后无料本内容放出1（排版可能没本子里好）
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Domina(tion) (K)ink by Vixen13
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
02 Jul 2020
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Wade gets off on pain. Wade gets off on praise. These things aren’t really a big deal until he accidentally pops a raging boner while getting a tattoo. The weird part is that his artist, Peter, doesn’t appear to mind.
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truth or dare by a_cry_in_the_wilderness for Haunted_House
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Nov 2022
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“Fuck.” Spider-Man groans at his newfound space. They’ve been in the vent for about an hour and his legs are probably cramped. His head sways dangerously forward and before it can hit its unintended target Wade gets his head in a death grip, holding him in a way that makes his brain briefly whiteout.
“Careful. That’s my dick.” Wade says and Spider-Man freezes.
Wade is trapped an air vent with Spider-Man who inexplicably cannot stop asking truth or dare questions about how Wade likes to get blown.
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New Tricks by farmhandler
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
27 May 2025
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Peter couldn’t be more stunned when Deadpool abruptly slips to the ground cross-legged, tosses the collar at Peter, and casually says, “Put it on me, Spider-Man.”
He doesn’t say Webs, or Webster or any other nickname he’s come up with. Not even baby boy. It’s Spider-Man.
Deadpool wants Spider-Man to put the collar on him.
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Or: An accidental meeting turns into what Deadpool himself describes as "stalking-lite". What is Spider-Man supposed to do when Deadpool won't stop following him around like a lovesick puppy?
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- Part 1 of New Tricks
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she's not going to die today by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime) for a_cry_in_the_wilderness, periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Dec 2022
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Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that doesn’t tell him what his soulmate’s day has in store for them as most people do. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that only tells him one thing and only some of the time. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that sometimes disappears.
Wade Wilson doesn’t think about his soulmate mark. Wade Wilson doesn’t look at his soulmate mark (except when he does). Wade Wilson feels kind of bad for whatever dissertation writing, coffee drinking normie is on the other side of his soulmate mark.
An antagonistic SpideyPool AU that I wrote at three in the morning when I couldn't sleep. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Feb 2022
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Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.
But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.
Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.
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See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.