ROTwhyler
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- Total Drama (Cartoon) (1)
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Sollux Captor is the head of the programming club at his college, and someone has seriously just cramped his style.
Jade Harley is the head of the robotics club and she's just seriously pissed someone off.
Karkat Vantas lives in the shadow of his best friend, Sollux, whom he deems to be better at pretty much everything than he is.
Nepeta Leijon is torn between loyalty to her longtime friends and loyalty to her not-so-secret crush Karkat and the new friends that come along with him.
Equius Zahhak just wants to fit in.
Feferi Peixes is pretty sure her boyfriend is bored to death with her.
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'Oh mister money bags, you're fat and you're content
oh mister money bags, your money's poorly spent
you bought a palace to hoard your glee,
you bought a whore to spill your seed.'After Total Drama aired for one season, Noah's life has been a series of misfortunes and failures. Now twenty years old and down on his luck, he does the only thing he can think to do - go find Owen, his old friend, and the show's winner, and try to squeeze as much out of him as possible. Inspired by the song 'Mister Money Bags' by 'Jack Conte'.
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A very stressed out Jade and Karkat attempt to prepare for their friends' wedding.
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Why is someone attempting to drown you? What did you ever do? You have no enemies, no quarrels with anyone!
All Nepeta had wanted to do was enjoy a nice, relaxing afternoon staring at a babbling river she had found, but a particular someone doesn't like that.
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Two nerds get kinda drunk and try to take a selfie together in a small bathroom.
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Acting One's Age (When One Will Never Get Old or Die) by fighting_chance
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 Jun 2026
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"Nothing!" you say. "Nothing. We all have our limits, it's nothing to be guilty of, it's just...I'm assuming your limits are a little more limited than most people's. That's all."
"Eat a heap of steaming waste, Harley." Karkat growls at you, loud enough that you can hear it over the music. It sets a dart of tingles up under the curve of your skull. "The true intricacies of my satyric prowess is a knowledge you'll have to wither and die before knowing."
You giggle again. You literally say, "Hee hee," out loud, before licking your chapped lips and shrugging. "Aw, say it isn't so! Oh, well."
"That's noble of you," he says, with unusually expert sarcasm. "To take the deprivation in such stride. It's commendable. Really."
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07 Apr 2024
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Eddie lives. Richie stumbles through being in love with the man who used to be, and could still be, his best friend, and maybe something more. This is how they find each other again as adults, in the aftermath of finally killing It.
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09 Oct 2019
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Your name is John Egbert, and this is definitely not what you intended when you signed up to be a foster home for animals in legal cases. Either way, a bit of love and nursing to health, then his charges would be ready for trial, and a rewarding, happy home. You'd seen trolls on television and YouTube, they were popular exotic pets with celebrities. Certain breeds were even useful for guide pets and companion animals for the elderly. Since they were almost-sentient, of course. Almost.
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10 Jul 2018
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In an alternate session of SGRUB, something goes wrong, and the timeline is doomed. Nepeta Leijon is given the opportunity to give the universe a second chance. All she has to do is complete one simple task: Ship all the trolls. All of them.
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13 Sep 2017
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Marian Hawke is captured by Templars when she's eight. She knows her father is a wanted apostate, so she gives her mother's name - Amell. The story of Marian Amell-Hawke's journey through both games. (f!Amell-f!Hawke)/Alistair/Fenris
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03 Jun 2015