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    Sanji’s just finishing up with the lunch rush when a bloodcurdling scream from out on deck manages to make it all the way back to the kitchen. Letting out an exasperated sigh, he shares an eye roll with Zeff, motions for one of the junior chefs to take over, and heads for what (or rather who) he just knows will be the source of the problem.

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    10 Feb 2025

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    "Give him to me."

    Sanji looked down to see wide, terrified golden eyes staring up at him through greasy locks of white hair. His little hands fisted in the fabric of Sanji’s chefs jacket.

    Sanji looked back up at the man and made a decision he had no idea would affect the rest of his life.

    “You know what?” He said, turning to shield the kid with his body. “I don’t think I will.

    AKA: Sanji and Zoro accidentally acquire a child

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    02 Mar 2025

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    Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”

    “Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”

    “You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”

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    Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?

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    “I read the books about you,” Muriel said matter-of-factly.

    Crowley wasn’t following. “The books about me?”

    “The letter books to Aziraphale’s friend Diary? You must know them. They must be an angel, but I don’t think I’ve ever met them before.”

    Crowley coughed heavily. “You’ve read Aziraphale’s diary?”

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    07 Nov 2023