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“What’s in your mouth?”
Max looks up from his coffee mug, which he has been sending angry glances the whole morning as if it was the mug’s fault he must be awake entirely too early, licking his lips. His ears twitch as he looks for the source of the voice.
“Nothing,” Gabriel mumbles with his mouth entirely too full of something.
Rubbing at his eyes, Max nods to himself glad that for once it’s not him being scolded for, well, just existing. He takes a big gulp of the bitter coffee, scrunching his nose at the taste.
Fernando groans, offering his hand for Gabriel to spit whatever may be in his mouth into. “C’mon,” he tells him, looking down at him, “spit it.”
Pouting, Gabriel meows softly, not really in distress, but certainly in displeasure. He opens his mouth, letting a handful (or mouthful) of raisins fall out into Fernando’s palm, drooling as he does so. “Can’t have nothing around here,” he says, meowing again, this time fully in played-up sorrow. -
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Some things, it turns out, are easier to admit in the wrong language.
In Spanish, in Dutch, in words that feel just distant enough to be safe, you can admit truths you'd never dare to say in English. Because it doesn't count if you don't say it in English, right?
orthe one where Max buys a dryer, Nico has a crisis in Switzerland, and Lance realizes Fernando understands French a bit too well
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keep all our promises be us against the world (in another life) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
29 Oct 2025
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Lewis thought he’d moved on. Seeing Nico again proves he has, in fact, not moved on.
Flufftober 2025: 31. Stay?
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you can get what you want or you can just get old by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
26 Oct 2025
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When Susie leaves, Toto’s world grows quieter. Max doesn’t mean to fill the silence — he just never leaves it empty. A slow evening in a soundproofed office becomes something neither of them planned for.
Flufftober 2025: 25. Cold Hands
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seize everything you ever wanted (one moment) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
21 Oct 2025
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It has been a year since an unforgettable race where Lance crashed — what happens when neither he nor Fernando can really let go of the feelings lingering since then?
Sweet, lowkey confessional warmth, with playful banter softening every near-admission.
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i felt like this before but now i'm feeling it even more (it came from you) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: The Simpsons
11 Oct 2025
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Pretending to be a boy might have been Lisa's stupidest idea. And also the best one.
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the winner takes it all the loser's standing small by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
08 Oct 2025
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Carlos leaves Ferrari gracefully on camera, but privately, he feels like he’s been erased. Charles is the golden one, Ferrari’s hero beside Hamilton, smiling through his guilt. Meanwhile, Carlos races harder than ever, desperate not to fade.
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the one with the contracts, podiums, and long drives that change everything. -
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And as his life rushed ahead, four steps at once, Mark was left with one last decision to make.
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Lance thought he knew how to handle his feelings — until one birthday, two gifts, and one night with Fernando Alonso make everything incredibly clear.
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is it casual now (you wonder why i’m bitter) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
01 Aug 2025
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When Lance disappears from the group chat, things go from chaotic to concerning in under eight hours. What begins as memes and teasing spirals into something none of them are prepared for — least of all Fernando, who’s suddenly boarding his private jet and reevaluating the definition of “just teammates.”
Featuring: a dramatic rescue, an extremely nosy Esteban, half the grid playing accidental therapist, and more uses of memes than anyone asked for.or:
a slow-burn love story told through group chat disasters, bad coping mechanisms, and one very ill-timed Instagram post. -
Deadpool's self-awareness, loving parents, harmless fun (the quiet comprehending of the ending of it all) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
29 Jul 2025
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A hotel balcony. A long season. Lance breaks. Fernando stays.
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all i ever wanted all i ever needed (is here in my arms) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
27 Jul 2025
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They were supposed to fly, land, smile for PR, and move on. Instead, they got one rerouted charter, one dusty rental car, and one very annoying teammate with a suspiciously nice jawline.
Gabriel wasn’t planning to fall for Nico Hülkenberg. But then again, Nico wasn’t supposed to hand over his clothes, call him Gabriela, or look at him like that either.or
the one with long drives, soft-launches, sparring matches, and the dangerous art of pretending you don’t care. -
i suppose it could be true (make them think) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
27 Jul 2025
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Checo has three kids, a shared apartment, Max’s coffee order memorized, and Max in his bed half the week. Max? Max thinks they’re just really good friends.
(A love story told through chaotic group chats, suspiciously domestic movie nights, and the slowest of slow burns.)or
the one with bonus papás, glitter mugs, and one semi-accidental proposal -
take me to your heart feel me in your bones (you'll never feel left all alone) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
25 Jul 2025
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It starts with a pretend Father’s Day dinner. Max calls Checo “dad” as a joke. Then he does it again. And again. And one time by accident. Now he’s spiraling, Checo has a glittery pink keychain that says BEST GIRL DAD, and Max is feeling things he absolutely did not plan for.
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neither of us wanna raise that flag (can't swallow our pride) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
25 Jul 2025
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In his rookie season, Gabriel Bortoleto is just trying to focus on racing. Unfortunately, his teammate is impossible to ignore, the Aston Martin duo won’t stop giving him advice, and his emotions are becoming harder to hide — even from himself.
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the one with fast cars, confusing feelings, and finding exactly what you weren’t looking for. -
This Ain’t My First Rodeo (No One Rides For Free) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
24 Jul 2025
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Lance didn’t mean to get caught zooming in on shirtless, cowboy-hat-wearing Fernando Alonso circa 2006 — but Fernando sees everything. And once he realizes exactly what the hat does to Lance, well… there’s only one thing to do. Buy a new one. Strut around Austin like sin incarnate. And make Lance absolutely lose his mind.
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the one where Lance said cowboy hats are hot and Fernando took that personally. -
crashed my car oh baby i was flying (there's nothing like the first time) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
21 Jul 2025
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Sometimes, the best way to admit something is not to say anything at all.
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the one with the interview, the rings and the smile -
our friends say it’s darkest before the sun rises we’re pretty sure they’re all wrong by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
09 Jul 2025
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and I hope when you think of me years down the line • you can't find one good thing to say • and I'd hope that if I found the strength to walk out • you'd stay the hell out of my way
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the one with the invitation, the rooftop, and all the things they never said until it was almost too late -
did my best it wasn't much i couldn't feel (i tried to touch) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
09 Jul 2025
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Charles is hanging up photos, wearing Max’s hoodie, and thinking maybe it’s time. But mornings have a way of breaking the spell.
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the one with the picture frames, the almost-kiss, and the dream Charles doesn’t want to wake up from -
holding you naked making you famous (everyone's watching) by RaduIsSatansNumOne
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
08 Jul 2025
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fall in love
phrase of love
• develop a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone.or
the one with the young king, the guard in love, and the ceremonies