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"Owning a familiar is already a great deal more complicated than it once was," says Nandor. "There are so many rules! I mean, you don't even get to fuck them anymore because apparently that's just not appropriate behaviour for the workplace or something. But we follow all the rules, because..."
He trails off as a loud scuffling noise comes from the open doorway. Guillermo's head pokes around the frame, one earbud hanging loose on its string. "Wait... what was that last bit?"
Nandor sighs in exaggerated exasperation. "I was just telling the nice camera people all about how I've never fucked you, Guillermo! This cannot be news to you! Have you not noticed all the amazing restraint I have shown on your account? Have I ever fucked you? No! You'd remember if I had! My fucks are not forgettable!"
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- Part 1 of Familiarity
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29 May 2026
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Nandor and Guillermo finally figure out their shit
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- Part 7 of Co-equal Partnership
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20 May 2026
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The thing is Zoro does not like Sanji very much and that animosity has only grown in leaps and bounds over the months they have traveled together.
But he has tried very hard to put all that aside as they are still members of the same crew and Zoro doesn’t think he should be fantasizing about choking him out.
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In which Zoro gets a lot of boners, thinks about doing various things to Sanji, and takes a while to piece it together.
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20 Mar 2026
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[Post Season-2]
“Hypothetically speaking, of course,” The Corinthian begun, clearing his throat with a very human affectation. “If a creature of the Dreaming were to want to… formalize a certain rapport with a human. You know, a rapport that goes beyond the usual professional courtesy of assisting said human from being harmed by various supernatural threats. What would be the proper procedure?”
Lucienne, forever patient, had simply peered at him over her spectacles. “I do believe this all has to do with your relationship with Johanna Constantine, doesn't it?” she’d said, cutting right to the heart of it. “And let me assure you, your attempts at subtlety are about as effective as a fog horn in a library.”
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In which The Corinthian asks Johanna Constantine out on a date.
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11 Oct 2025
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So, the first thing that happens is Castiel comes back.
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"Right," Dean says eventually, gruffly. He looks down at his shoes. "I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life, man. It's—you know, yours. Do your thing, love who you love, whatever. I can't really stop you from loving me, if that's what you've decided to do, but I don't—I can't—"
"I know," Castiel murmurs, still just smiling a little, not looking heartbroken at all. "Don't worry about it, Dean, that's all I ask."
"So we're—" Dean risks a glance up, swallowing thickly. "We're good?"
Castiel hums. "We're good."
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