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  1. Rec 45

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    Decepticon darling (and Megatron's frequent berthmate) Hot Rod found it all too easy to don the name Rodimus and "join up" with the Autobots, all while funneling information back to his 'Con buddies. He had thought that it might take time to get to know their beloved leader, but, well...

    It turned out that it was even easier to get underneath Optimus's panels.

    He couldn't wait to tell Megatron about this.

    (Re: Dubious Consent: everyone consents to directly having sex and has an excellent time doing so. See author's notes for more detailed warnings.)

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    30 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 5

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    You ever wonder where medical milk comes from?

     

    Deadlock finds out.

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    27 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 28

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    “Hey, if we could, what would you name our sparkling?”

    “Don’t be ridiculous, Pax. You know we can’t have them.”

    What an absurd question that was, everyone knew that cogless bots were infertile. D-16 should have known that he would not get to spend his break peacefully when Pax had suggested they went to the rooftop.

    “That’s why I said ‘if we could’. Come on, Dee. Imagine it a little. Isn’t it nice to let yourself dream once in a while? You’d be such a good carrier.”

    Some time after the banishment to the surface, Megatron emerged a sparkling with red and blue frame with the familiar finials. He contemplated.

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    25 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 14

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    Starscream is caught off-guard and taken in by the autobots, who expect it to be easy to gain information from him (mostly because he's a little pussy). Unfortunately for them, he's in a bad mood and won't go down without a fight. Optimus decides he'd rather play a different kind of fight when Starscream says something rather vulgar in retaliation.

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    23 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 28

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    It's hard to befriend a reformed villain - it's even harder when said villain meets justice.

    But then, sometimes, there is hope.

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    21 Jun 2026