Ratt9
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"You know, when I suggested we go out to eat somewhere for your birthday, I didn't think you'd pick a fucking Mcdonald's as your first choice. Not that you've ever been classy, Kakuzu, but this is a bit extreme."
(Now with artwork included!)
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Hidan is physically abused as a child. Orochimaru, his neighbor in the foster care system, is his only friend.
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- Part 2 of Mob Boss AU
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It's a modern Hidan/Orochimaru/Kakuzu story in which they're kidnapped at a science conference and stuck in the Amazon jungle for months. What else do you expect? (Multiple oneshots, a bit darker than it sounds.)
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- Part 1 of Mob Boss AU
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Civilians in the Hidden Leaf Village are sick of shinobi jumping on their roofs.
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Itachi does not appreciate the cold weather of Frost country. Kisame does what he can to accommodate.
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- Part 3 of KisaIta Drabbles
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The Colour White by Ratt9, Stormygio (GoldenScales)
Fandom Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms, Death Note: Another Note
03 Feb 2016
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L visits Beyond in the asylum, but not everything goes as planned.
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Snorting Poems & Reading Crack by Ratt9, Stormygio (GoldenScales)
Fandom Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms
13 Feb 2016
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Out of the corner of his eye, he catches Lohen staring at him. Their eyes briefly meet, and it only takes the small smirk on the young knight's face for Varka's heart to stop.
A diuretic. Lohen put a diuretic in his drink.
This rascal…!
Sitting through a meeting is difficult enough for Grand Master Varka. Vice Captain Lohen takes it up a notch.
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22 Jun 2026
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Varka is at a breaking point with Lohen, whose actions have the other Knights of Favonius threatening to quit. He goes to have a man-to-man talk with him, which quickly spirals out of control and leads them both to unexpected places.
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19 Jun 2026
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Captain of the Fifth Company by BeyondTheClouds777
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Jun 2026
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“I don’t hate kids,” says Lohen.
Varka trips a little. “What was that?”
Lohen responds by sinking further into Varka’s chest, enveloped by his heartbeat and expanding-retracting lungs. “They’re, just… loud. And needy.”
Varka snorts. “I’d have thought that would give you some common ground with ‘em.”
Lohen wants to pinch him, but his arm won’t move.
“And maybe you’ve got that much in common with Mondstadt, too,” says Varka, “because we need you. So you have to survive this, alright?”
Lohen doesn’t actually want to die, he just really, really, really wants his subordinates to live. Sometimes that means standing between them and a heaving, snarling beast and letting it do its thing.
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19 Jun 2026
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As always, Hidan is driving Kakuzu insane. Whether it's drinking away their travel money, bitching about his legs hurting, or whatever other complaint of the day he has, he always manages to find a way to be annoying. Thankfully, Kakuzu has found (at least in his mind) a win-win situation to all of their problems.
Dead Dove Kinktober 02: Urethral Fucking/
Nose/Socket/Ear Fucking/Wound FuckingSeries
- Part 2 of Dead Dove Kinktober 2025 Fics
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18 Jun 2026
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Itachi turns 18. The worst part is, nothing changes.
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01 Jun 2026