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    It's Post-Amrageddidn't Happen and when The Them asks Aziraphale to proxy a kissing booth that only he can run ... well, he just can't refuse can he?

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    07 Nov 2020

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    What if Crowley had known in advance about Aziraphale’s ‘Brother Francis’ disguise and talked him out of it?

    And what if Aziraphale had followed Crowley’s example and also gone undercover as a woman?

    It’s an Undercover At The Ambassador’s Residence AU! (The porn starts in chapter three.)

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    01 Jun 2020

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    Story formerly titled What Lies in These Castle Walls

     

    Victorian AU. A celebration at an aristocrat’s castle turns deadly with a murder most foul. Paranormal encounters at every dark turn, humans going carnal left and right, and if that stupid Duke puts his hands on Aziraphale one more bloody time, Crowley was going to lose it.

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    Circa 1880's Victorian Era. Crowley's just woken up from his century nap and the world has changed, including Aziraphale.

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    30 May 2020

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    'What do we usually play?' '... Nightwatchman. I, the nightwatchman at the distillery, you the clever and… supple thief who shivers past the copper vats to steal an entire oak cask of Loch Lomont.'

    A humorous sampling of some of Frank and Sadie's favourite games.

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    04 May 2020

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    It’s an odd thing to think about, wanting to watch someone sleep.  This isn’t the only thing he’s fantasized about, of course. It tends to be an epilogue to the thoughts that creep in when the night is dark and he’s feeling particularly lonely.  Thoughts of burnished copper hair and sunflower yellow eyes and sounds and skin and lips and teeth. They all end the same way: Crowley peaceful and sleeping and Aziraphale being privileged enough to see him.

    This might be the closest he’ll ever get, he thinks as he rubs small concentric circles into Crowley’s shoulder with his thumb, a gesture he hopes is comforting in some way.  He’s been in love with the demon for so long, and the thought of them meeting their end soon without Crowley knowing the extent of that love... Well, it doesn’t bear thinking about.

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    18 Mar 2020