RecreationalIntelligence
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Madame Jezebell, colloquially know for being the most buxom, tall-as-she-is-round trans female imp this side of the Lust Ring, was the most respected pimp for imps.
She was cleaning her storefront when a new imp walked in. A lady with long black hair covering eyes. The woman limped her way towards Jezebell, her gait the only tell that something was off, that this woman needed help. It wasn’t the limp of a good time of sex, more like a broken bone left untreated.
The Madame set her broom aside and swiped back her bangs where white was poking through her onyx hair color. “Welcome to J’Bell Bottoms. My name is Jezebell and I’m the matron here. What’s your name, dear?”
“Tilla. Do…do you have. A job opening?”
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Reminiscence Cedes to Conviction by RecreationalIntelligence
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
02 Jan 2024
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Ling Yao was a son of the Emporer of Xing. Well, one of many sons and daughters. A very big family, which he both revered and rivalled for the upper hand in the game of succession.
Still, Ling loved the fact he had such a large family. Even on his own with his two best fighters in a separate country known as Amestris, he has nightmares of another life. Of being an orphan on the streets, treated like a pariah.
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Amateur Hour by RecreationalIntelligence
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
21 Jul 2023
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“Are you left or right handed?”
“R-right...”
“Hold this.” A gun was firmly pressed into the stuttering man’s right hand, handle first. Gloved hands wrapped the shaking bare fingers around the grip for a solid moment. “Now, see here. This isn’t amateur hour. The detectives that the police will call to this site will find the evidence in this house points to you. The bedroom door kicked down? Only a big guy like you could do that. With not just the strength required for it, but also the dent in the wood. Matches your big ass shoe size.”
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Help will come to those who ask for it by RecreationalIntelligence
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 May 2023
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What if the adults were competent in the Wizarding World?
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Windows into the Soul by RecreationalIntelligence
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Batman - All Media Types
26 Sep 2022
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A mind taken over by green isn’t anything new. Luckily, Harry might actually be able to do something about it.
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Add Wizards and a dash of Heroes, Mix Well and Serve by RecreationalIntelligence
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Teen Titans - All Media Types
26 Sep 2022
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The war was over. Sasuke was still an idiot, but they were mostly getting over that. Everyone else was just trying to get back to some semblance of normalcy in the era after facing the Juubi and losing so much. Hatake Kakashi never wanted to be Hokage, but that's what he became. With that comes enemies.
During an ambush, Naruto jumps in front of a jutsu that would tear his former sensei's soul from his body. The jutsu begins to tear Kurama away instead. In a desperate bid to save both his and Naruto's life, Kurama does something almost as unpredictable as his host. He tries to send them back in time a day. This would have worked fine, except Kurama might have...overshot things a bit.
Oh, wow, is that a chibi Naruto running around? What year is it again?
Jiraiya begins hearing rumors of a man called the "Lost Uzumaki" that has made a seismic debut on the shinobi world stage. The only thing is that S-class nin don't just pop out of nowhere...usually. Jiraiya is sent to track down the nin and determine his loyalties. His new life depends on a good impression. The good thing is that Uzumaki Naruto's true superpower is his ability to talk even the most unwilling into submission. Meet Uzumaki Kuniharu!
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Bookmarked by RecreationalIntelligence
09 Jun 2026
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Ch 44 and he still has not formally met his younger self.
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To Zuko's great relief, his new family were not part of a cult. Instead they seemed to be rather normal; they were well-mannered, cultured, fire-breathing people who were very assured of their own superiority, and had a family history of insanity.
Zuko had never felt more at home.
AU Zuko-is-Itachi.
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While Mighty Oaks Do Fall by WitchofEndor for distractedKat
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
26 Sep 2024
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High Sage Kenji blesses Fire Prince Zuko with the resilience of the reed, who bends in the wind and never breaks. When he is done, Fire Prince Ozai narrows his eyes, seemingly displeased by this blessing. But Kenji does not speak for himself; he is only a vessel.
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The newly-crowned Fire Lord Ozai offers his firstborn son to service in the temple.
This turns out to be a catastrophic mistake.
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If Rael had a credit for every time he had to finish training a padawan in his lineage, he would have two credits, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
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21 May 2026
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Star to Star by KivaEmber
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
06 May 2023
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Jango and Obi-Wan hijack a freighter and go on a galactic road trip to kill a man.
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Montross is a little cleverer on Korda VI. Jango ends up tossed into the cargo hold of 'The Stryker', a slaver freighter taking him to parts unknown and well out of Montross's way. Melida/Daan, weakened by its infighting and the Young suffering catastrophic losses, are raided by opportunistic slavers, resulting in Obi-Wan captured as a prize to be sold to a 'special' client - Force sensitive slaves are, after all, valuable cargo (and there is a dark shadow in the galaxy always on the look out for forgotten, powerful Force sensitives).
By sheer luck - or maybe the Force - they're locked in cages beside each other. They plan, they escape... and the future shifts.
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- Part 1 of through hardships to the stars