RoseOfRed



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    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    DADDYLONGDICK81
    ➥okay i'll come but
    ➥i wont be alone
    ➥i will come with someone

    He managed to find himself a decent shirt, even if it was a bit wrinkled, and put it on. He fixed his hair while gathering Raisa's things into their bag. The bag that had multiple Hello Kitty stickers all over it.

    HOCKEYBOY24
    ➥What?
    ➥I thought I was very clear when I said I'm not interested in threesomes or anything like that. I'm looking for something serious.

    DADDYLONGDICK81
    ➥no no it is ABSOLUTELY nothing like that i swear
    ➥i will explain when we get there
    ➥please just give me a chance
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    or: a broke, single girl-dad ilya rozanov goes on a grindr date with one rich shane hollander.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Shane: You all seriously want to do this?

    Shane: Like you know this is going to be on the internet forever, right?

     

    Ilya: Sorry everyone.

    Ilya: He still has this weird sense of self-preservation.

    Ilya: We're working on it.

     

    Bood: Come on, Hollander.

    Bood: It'll be fun!

    Bood: We'll all look like idiots together.

     

    Shane: That's not as comforting as you think it is.

     

    Evan: Is there a limit on the number of rainbows and dicks that can be on the shirt?

    Evan: Asking for the person I'm buying for who maybe definitely is named Shane Hollander.

     

    Shane: I hate all of you.

     

    Ilya: See you at the airport!! ✈️👕🏒

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    19 Jul 2026

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    They’re both horny as hell and want to fuck, but Troy Barrett is right next door, and the walls are so thin they might as well be made of rice paper.

    So: Ilya shoves his thumb into Shane’s mouth to shut him up. Problem solved.

    Shane Hollander has an Oral Fixation and this fic is my official submission.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    selbindery (on ao3 and instagram!) has fic bound this series and it is so, so wonderful, please go check out their beautiful work of art here! (fic binding is only ever acceptable for personal use! do not attempt to sell or monetize fanfiction!)

    This series is marked as complete and maybe it is, but I might return for the occasional in-universe one-shot, so feel free to subscribe if you're interested!

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    18 Jul 2026