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"Pen and Alfie are having their third date on Friday night!" Hyacinth explained with the kind of giddy smile only a teenage girl could credibly muster, while simultaneously leaning over the table and attempting to steal Eloise’s wine glass. Penelope, meanwhile, looked directly up at the ceiling, mortified that once again the entire table was weighing in on her love life. Could she not have any peace?
"Hmmm." Colin pretended to consider the point, but he was mostly trying to stop his lip from curling. He did not like Alfie Debling. What kind of stupid name was that anyway? What grown man went by “Alfie”? He sounded like someone’s pet dachshund. “Ooo Alfie come here for belly rubs”, “Don’t shit on the rug, Alfie”.
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Colin Bridgerton finds himself in the unenviable position of having offered to help Penelope Featherington cook a seduction dinner for her plant-loving paramour. It just happens to be the same dinner that was prepared for Colin before he lost his virginity, and it is bringing back regrets and all kinds of feelings for his best friend that he thought he had buried away for good.
Aka the NYT Pizza Interview we all wanted, featuring the Great Auk, Alfie x Alfie and the Contessa.Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
11 Jul 2026
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Colin teaches Pen the ways of Sex Pizza
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The Problem with FWB Situationships by hippiechick7897
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
11 Nov 2024
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After a throwaway joke during a night of drinking Colin and Penelope enter a FWB Situationship that quickly spirals from their grasp, leading to confounding feelings that someone cannot, will not give up.
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
08 Jul 2026
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Pen jokingly asks if Colin is DTF in a text.
Colin, surprisingly, is DTF!Chaos Colin ensues!
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Pretty, Apparently by StrawberryWhorecake
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
03 Feb 2026
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Strangers want Colin for his body. Penelope has always wanted him.
A drunken compliment, one very specific word, and suddenly he can’t pretend he hasn’t been missing something all along.
Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
06 Jul 2026
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Drunk Pen calls Colin a pretty Princess and everything ensues
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The Devil (Didn't Make Me Do It) by StrawberryWhorecake
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
11 Oct 2025
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Penelope has accidentally joined a cult.
A hapless, bumbling family cult that has her tied up as a “virgin” sacrifice to a demon.
Never mind that she’s neither a virgin nor remotely devout: they insist she’s the chosen one.
But the real surprise isn’t the ritual; it’s Colin, a shy, awkward demon who might be the least terrifying thing about this whole fiasco.
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
03 Jul 2026
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The Bridgertons kidnap Pen to be a vessel for Colin’s demon 😈 spawn
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she sighs, he gasps by malpal132 for pastaslut
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
20 Jun 2024
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“Penelope Anne Featherington,” he says, turning to her with hands on his hips, expression gleeful. “Did you break the bed?”
She does her best impression of a dog who’s ripped all the down from a pillow. He can’t prove anything.
“I did,” she says.
Damn. There’s always been a disconnect between her mouth and her brain.or
Penelope's bed breaks. Of course it's Colin who finds her.
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fixer upper by MidnightMisty for coolkidk
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
30 Jun 2026
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"So…." He awkwardly starts, "What exactly seems to be the issue here, sweetheart?"
God, he's so…dirty. His arms are covered in grease, smeared all the way up to his shoulder. He can barely wipe his hands clean with the blue cloth. His hair? It's greasy. Probably from all heat and well, being under all the cars that are here.
"Uh—I can barely get her to start lately," Penelope mutters. "There is this awful screeching when I get her to start. If I keep trying, eventually it starts. I'm sorry, I don't really know a ton about cars."
The one where Penelope Featherington breaks down and meets pervy mechanic Colin Bridgerton.
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“You’re so soft.” He rubs her belly, fingers grazing, and the fire in Penelope’s stomach roars. “I love how you feel here. Like satin.” His voice is hushed, almost awed.
“Are you this soft everywhere, Pen?”
Her breath hitches in her throat. She doesn’t dare exhale.
She waits in the dark silence, the only sound her heartbeat in her ears.
“C-can I feel?”
Penelope and Colin fool around whilst hungover at Aubrey Hall, and turn their relationship upside down
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
29 Jun 2026
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Essentially a cuddlefuck fic. Ant helps Colin and El helps Pen.
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“What’s wrong?”
“Erm… well… fuck. Ok. Colin.” She clears her throat. “I’m so sorry, but this is a call of shame.”
“A what?”
“A call of shame. I might… I might have chlamydia.”
“Oh.” MY FUCKING GOD. He doesn’t say that part out loud but he thinks it very loudly. “Ok.” She’s going to be freaking out.
“No. No, not ok. Not ok at all. We fucked!”
“I remember.” It is absolutely top of the wank bank.
“And not like sensible adults.”
“I remember that too.” If felt fucking incredible.
“So you might have chlamydia.”
“I understand how STIs work, Pen.”
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you know it all (you're my best friend) by uneventfulhouses for polinprophecy
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
22 Jun 2026
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Home shouldn’t be Penelope’s couch, but Colin likes it here.
or; colin being colin about penelope featherington
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
26 Jun 2026
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Colin’s stream of consciousness from his POV. From couch to bed…
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Perfect Stranger by Fifi2930 for brainrotbbygirl
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
25 Jun 2026
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Penelope Featherington knows these three things to be true:
1) She has no time or interest in swiping right on any dating apps to find her elusive soulmate
2) Inventing a fake perfect "boyfriend" is the only way to get her nagging mother off her back
3) The perfect man only exists in her fantasiesSo when he suddenly appears on an ordinary day, corporeal and literally manifested straight out her dreams, what the hell is she supposed to do?
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- Part 5 of Strangers-to-lovers Polin
Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
26 Jun 2026
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Fifi strangers to lovers- Pen fibs about a perfect boyfriend … and he appears!
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letting you sink in by DollyPop for LightLeadingMe
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
17 Jun 2022
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Pen realized a while ago that- the best part about having a bad day? Getting to forget it. Hands down.
Or, rather, hands up.
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Before the fights and the couples’ therapy and the slow, inevitable drift. Before the night he came home from work to find Marina on the sofa, pale and drawn, already knowing every word that was about to come out of her mouth (because the words were already on his tongue, weren’t they?). Before the thousands spent on divorce lawyers and moving into the sad flat Anthony found for him and having to tell the fucking kids (worst bit – Oliver had gotten so quiet and Amanda had cried silently; wouldn’t let either of them touch her).
He could have gotten out of it. Ben had called him and said we can find someone else in a way that made it very clear they probably couldn’t, and Colin being Colin (reliable; helpful – a dope, maybe), had said no, no, I’ll do it.
Which is how he ends up in Bari, parked in a service station in a cramped hire car; forty-five; divorced; and about to embark on a two-week trip across Italy he had booked in an attempt to save his marriage. Without, you know, his wife.
.OR: post-divorce, Colin Bridgerton takes his friend Penelope on a road trip to Italy
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Pen sends a risky text to Colin even though they're at a family gathering. Even though they're not together. Even though they have never, EVER done anything of the sort before. But it's just a joke, so it's probably fine, right? Right???
Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
20 Jun 2026
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Pen sends Colin a filthy text as a joke. Colin isn’t joking.
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Stained on Me by Fifi2930 for TradingGlances, polinmelly
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
17 Jun 2026
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During Kate and Anthony's wedding festivities, Penelope is roped into a tradition where women have the name of the person they love inscribed into their henna.
The letter C finds it's way onto her palm. And attracts the notice of the one person she wants to hide it from.
For the "Polin Cultures" 2026 event. Prompt: cultural fashion and attire.
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What’s a Little Sex Between Friends? by artku
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
07 Jul 2024
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When Colin learns that Pen's lack of time for a relationship hasn't dimmed her need for sex, he offers up his cock to spare her from the purported dangers of booty calls. Who knows, maybe he can convince her to want more. Specifically, with him. He'll at least have a grand time trying.
Pen has missed out on too much in life because of her blasted unrequited love for Colin. Realising that the only way to be rid of him is to let him break her heart, she decides to stop holding back and freefall into love. And onto his cock. A few orgasms will help hasten her towards her goal, after all.
Swirling sex into friendship poses complications; and between assumptions, equivocations, and a complete inability to ask for what they want, Colin and Penelope find that there is nothing little about 'a little sex between friends.'
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can i ask you something? by SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
14 Jun 2026
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During a perfectly normal study session, Colin asks what he swears is an innocent question.
Because it seems like having built-in pillows on one’s chest would make laying on one’s stomach and studying for an upcoming English exam almost comfortable.
Then Penelope invites him to see for himself exactly how comfortable it is, and Colin’s afternoon takes a decidedly unexpected turn.
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When I Kissed the Teacher by LillyWhitefield
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
02 Apr 2025
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“You good, bro?” Will asked over the Discord call. He teased, but Colin wasn’t in the mood.
“’M f—ine,” Colin grunted. “Need a jungler to assist.”
A breath of warm air brushed his ear. "Are you good, Colin?" Pen murmured mischievously.
He couldn’t respond without giving away his current situation. He was already struggling to focus in the middle of the game. If he spoke, they would know Pen was in the room with him.
Then they might ask what she was doing.
And there was no way he could explain that she was currently perched on his lap, clinging to him like a koala, with his cock in her cunt as she gently, leisurely, gave him a full, throbbing erection, barely moving at all.
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Colin is trying to play with his team in a League of Legends tournament, but his needy girlfriend quickly derails his plans.
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- Part 3 of Lilly Whitefield's Polin Week 2025
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“What I was saying is that I believe the G-spot orgasm is a lie. It’s a myth. Something told to teenage girls to entice them into having sex so they’ll lose their virginities in so-so fashion in the back of a car only to be left a few weeks later by some loser looking to repopulate the penguins in Antarctica and —” She trailed off as Eloise started to poke her in the ribs and Daphne mumbled “Girrrrrl” into her drink quietly.
Colin’s brain felt fuzzy as he absorbed her words. He knew she was referencing her terrible ex-boyfriend Alfred. But now he knew that fucker took her virginity and did a terrible job and what was he supposed to do with that information? File it away, probably, so that he could unpack it at 3:00 in the morning on a random Tuesday.
At twenty-seven years old, he’d had his share of sexual experiences. None of it had been particularly mind-blowing, and as he thought harder, he couldn’t actually remember a partner getting off entirely in that way. Or had they? Why was he suddenly not sure?
Was it actually possible that Penelope was right?
No, that couldn’t be true.
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Let's have some *platonic* orgasms, like besties do ✌️
Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
04 Jun 2026
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Pen doesn’t believe in G-spot orgasms, Colin wants to make her believe- as a friend of course.
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
03 Jun 2026
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Colin vanishes at sea, presumed dead. His journal makes it seem that he and Pen were lovers (they were not; it was his fantasies). Pen goes to Greece looking for Colin.
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When he finally spoke his voice was a low rumble. She could practically feel it vibrating through her whole body.
“You’re such a good girl, Pen.”
And fuck, she knew in that second she was done for. There was no returning to normal after this.
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
02 Jun 2026
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Married (sorta) dom Colin and switch Pen, not friends to lovers. Two broken souls.