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    After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

    Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

    Edit: Additional content added 27/06/2026 in relation to future fic "The Benchmark" 😈

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    12 Jul 2026

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    The Blueprint by FyrestoneSiren
    Part 1 of Prompts

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    ID: 6220861
    Words: 19,422 | Works: 1 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 34
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    NO DESCRIPTION

    Completed: 2026-06-28
    Work ID: 86901701

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    Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

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    After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

    Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

    Edit: Additional content added 27/06/2026 in relation to future fic "The Benchmark" 😈

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/07/13

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    Episode 5 — Too Comfortable UPDATED

    For seven years, Off The Pitch has turned football’s biggest names into reality show legends by forcing rival players, teammates, and international stars to live together for thirty days under nonstop cameras.

    But there was one line the show had never crossed.

    Real Madrid C.F.
    FC Barcelona.

    Until now.

    For the first time in the history of the program, two players from football’s fiercest rivalry are sent into the same apartment together:

    Jude Bellingham and Pablo Gavi.

    The internet expects disaster.
    The producers expect chaos.
    Neither of them expects to care.

    Between brutal training schedules, invasive cameras, viral fan edits, jealousy-fueled missions, and a world obsessed with turning every glance into a headline, the line between performance and reality begins to disappear faster than either of them is ready for.

    Because some things are easier to survive on the pitch than inside a quiet apartment at 2 a.m.

    And when the cameras finally stop rolling, the biggest question isn’t whether they hated each other.

    It’s whether any of it was fake at all.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    OFF THE PITCH — SEASON #8 by Ailetteya

    Updated: 2026-07-12
    Work ID: 85460651

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    Jude Bellingham/Pablo Martín Páez Gavira

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    Episode 5 — Too Comfortable UPDATED

    For seven years, Off The Pitch has turned football’s biggest names into reality show legends by forcing rival players, teammates, and international stars to live together for thirty days under nonstop cameras.

    But there was one line the show had never crossed.

    Real Madrid C.F.
    FC Barcelona.

    Until now.

    For the first time in the history of the program, two players from football’s fiercest rivalry are sent into the same apartment together:

    Jude Bellingham and Pablo Gavi.

    The internet expects disaster.
    The producers expect chaos.
    Neither of them expects to care.

    Between brutal training schedules, invasive cameras, viral fan edits, jealousy-fueled missions, and a world obsessed with turning every glance into a headline, the line between performance and reality begins to disappear faster than either of them is ready for.

    Because some things are easier to survive on the pitch than inside a quiet apartment at 2 a.m.

    And when the cameras finally stop rolling, the biggest question isn’t whether they hated each other.

    It’s whether any of it was fake at all.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/07/13

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    "S'okay. We'll have a better one next year. Just the two of us, we'll—"

    "Three of us," Mack says, quiet.

    Will keeps going for a second before it catches. "—we'll get the good spot on the — huh?" He frowns, hazy. "Three of who."

    "Next year." Mack's voice isn't working right. "Next year there's gonna be three of us, Smitty."

    OR: everybody knew before they did. everybody was also wrong. mostly.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    5 times will smith was not pregnant and 1 time he was by Anonymous

    Updated: 2026-07-12
    Work ID: 88390931

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    Macklin Celebrini/Will Smith (b. 2005)

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    "S'okay. We'll have a better one next year. Just the two of us, we'll—"

    "Three of us," Mack says, quiet.

    Will keeps going for a second before it catches. "—we'll get the good spot on the — huh?" He frowns, hazy. "Three of who."

    "Next year." Mack's voice isn't working right. "Next year there's gonna be three of us, Smitty."

    OR: everybody knew before they did. everybody was also wrong. mostly.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/07/12

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    John's #1 Parlay of the Day @johnchukbetzone 
    I'll leave it to others to argue whether the relationship should even be permitted by the league. But vital information was concealed from bettors by failing to disclose when it started. Hollander & Rozanov may have allowed billions of dollars to be wagered under false pretenses.

    storrowed by ilya @storrowed_by_ilya
    I really should have known that the people with the absolute most deranged and late-stage capitalism reactions to the Rozanov/Hollander relationship would be online sports gamblers. You got me there. That one's on me.

    Halfway through Shane and Ilya’s first season playing together in Ottawa, an online sports betting company figures out how to make itself the main character when it comes to social media’s new favorite topic.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    big things happen every time we meet by throughadoor

    Published: 2026-07-06
    Work ID: 88069116

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    Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

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    John's #1 Parlay of the Day @johnchukbetzone 
    I'll leave it to others to argue whether the relationship should even be permitted by the league. But vital information was concealed from bettors by failing to disclose when it started. Hollander & Rozanov may have allowed billions of dollars to be wagered under false pretenses.

    storrowed by ilya @storrowed_by_ilya
    I really should have known that the people with the absolute most deranged and late-stage capitalism reactions to the Rozanov/Hollander relationship would be online sports gamblers. You got me there. That one's on me.

    Halfway through Shane and Ilya’s first season playing together in Ottawa, an online sports betting company figures out how to make itself the main character when it comes to social media’s new favorite topic.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/07/12

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    The man who first spoke shoots back, “You say that now, but just you wait Rozy once that shit’s legally binding, chicks turn into a whole new fucking person. Jane might be all fun and games now but in five years, when you’re getting nagged because you “Didn’t get the right kind of apples” —whatever the fuck that means— everything is gonna be a lot less sexy kid.”

    “Two things Smithy, first off, say Jane’s name again and I cut your dick off. Second, I am not worried about these things because I am not idiot who can’t read grocery list.” Rozanov snarks back, as a round of snickers go off around the group.

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    Hollonovs relationship through the years as seen through other people, featuring a competency kink the size of Ilya's dick (massive).

    Based on the song "Tears" by Sabrina Carpenter

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    11 Jul 2026

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    What a responsible fucking guy. by CoolFonts21

    Published: 2026-07-09
    Work ID: 88256326

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    Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

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    The man who first spoke shoots back, “You say that now, but just you wait Rozy once that shit’s legally binding, chicks turn into a whole new fucking person. Jane might be all fun and games now but in five years, when you’re getting nagged because you “Didn’t get the right kind of apples” —whatever the fuck that means— everything is gonna be a lot less sexy kid.”

    “Two things Smithy, first off, say Jane’s name again and I cut your dick off. Second, I am not worried about these things because I am not idiot who can’t read grocery list.” Rozanov snarks back, as a round of snickers go off around the group.

    OR

    Hollonovs relationship through the years as seen through other people, featuring a competency kink the size of Ilya's dick (massive).

    Based on the song "Tears" by Sabrina Carpenter

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/07/12