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You've never had sex with a monster, and you want to know what it's like.
Your best friend, Sans, has never had sex at all.
You don't have to be a mathematician to put two and two together.
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Bookmarked by STARDLY
29 Jun 2026
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IT WAS????? SO SWEET???????? WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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You were kidnapped by the Bad Sanses gang because you apparently "stole" Horror's axe. All hell breaks loose.
arc 1 (1-15): encounter
arc 2 (16-?): afterBookmarked by STARDLY
27 Jun 2026
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i have re-read this so. SO many times. this is the reason why i'm thankful i bullied myself into learning this annoying ass language. also author if you ever need a kidney For Whatever Reason just lmk because sharing is caring and all that
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You buy a house for real cheap, Like someone was just trying to sell it and get rid of the thing. You know it's a deal too good to be true, but Goshdamnit, in this economy? If there's ghosts you're just going to have to get along.
After a few weeks you hear a strange banging noise coming from the guest room. You look for the source until you realize the guest room is a little bit smaller? You realize it's a false wall. In an act of desperation you take a crowbar to it.
Behind the hidden wall, you find a door. You say "F@ck it we ball" and tell the specters to just keep it down at night. In the room sitting on a chair, is a surprisingly cute little porcelain skeleton plush? It has ceramic hands that clack, little fuzzy shoes, a soft blue tunic, and it doesn't even look malicious with the big eyes and dopey grin. You ask it what it wants and if it can just leave you the hell alone at night. It doesn't move, doesn't twitch, doesn't utter a sound. You really don't want to throttle a cursed doll, sounds like bad juju. You leave it alone. When you opened the wall you broke the salt rim behind the door. When you check the next day the doll is gone.
Ooops…
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26 Jun 2026
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Blue is tired of not having enough private time with you.
So he kidnaps you for a date (again?!).
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- Part 12 of Requests
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25 Jun 2026
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You're a writer with a talent for growing things, working from home and living alone in a big old house on Mt. Ebott. No noise, no neighbors, and no one around to notice any suspiciously magical activity happening at your house from time to time. Just how you like it.
Then Frisk frees the monsters, and it turns out you're not the last magic user alive. You befriend the kid, and through them, meet the rest of their adoptive monster family. Sans hates your guts, but Papyrus seems to like you well enough.
Thanks to a machine created by the monsters' former royal scientist, alternate universe versions of Sans and Papyrus get tossed into your universe. Until anyone can figure out how to get them home, you get stuck with ten new skeleton roommates. Shenanigans ensue.
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20 May 2026
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I LOOOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH someday i'll comeback to this note knowing what the fuck it is that sans saw when he checked them and i won't be haunted by the reveal anymore. heck yeah
also this is easily the fic with the funniest flowey representation ever. no i am not explaining you just have to read it and get flabbergasted every time this asshole says a word it's THAT good