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    “They gave us the wrong mission,” Keith snaps.

    “Uh huh.”

    “I mean it,” the red paladin mutters. He smacks something off his cheek—a mosquito, by the looks of it—before turning his scowl back on Lance. His hair’s much…poofier than usual. His skin is tainted ever so slightly red. Salt and sun, Lance’s mind supplies. Lucky bastard. “You got mine, I got yours. They messed it up.”

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    When Lance is stationed on a frozen planet alone over Christmas, he finds solace in Keith, stationed on his own mission in tropical paradise. So begins an exchange of everything they miss about warm and cold Christmas.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Desert air burns Lance's throat. It always has. Unlike Cuba, Arizona's heat is the kind that stings going down. It makes you feel heavy, pressed into the ground by the sun's force.

    Even in the fading daylight, heat soaks through Lance's jeans.

    Keith's shack looks almost the same as it did seven years ago. Bobbles hang from the porch, the kind that are designed to blow in the breeze. There's no wind, so they dangle limply, framing the wooden door in a cacophony of chaos.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    "We want to get him to let his guard down, not alarm him enough to hide like Al Capone. Seriously, haven't you ever seen James Bond?"

    "People usually get killed in those movies," Keith pointed out.

    "True, but you don't always have to use violence. There are other methods."

    Keith was about to ask what those other methods were when he finally saw Lance arrive. And he nearly destroyed the glass he was holding.

      Lance was beautiful .

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    30 May 2026

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    “Wait, wait,” Lance stood up. “You are driving to Houston.”
    “Yes.”
    “A drive that’s over thirty hours.”
    “Yup.”
    “By yourself.”
    “Sure seems like it.”
    “To clean out a storage container of your dead mother, that you have never met, that is now legally under your name.”
    “Correct.”
    Lance wondered if Keith had lost his mind.
    “Keith, there could be dead bodies in that storage container!” He argued. “Or a meth lab. Or worse, mannequins dressed up like dolls sat at a tea party or some weird shit like that.”
    Keith offered him an unimpressed blink. “I’ll be fine.”
    “Keith, this is insane. You can’t go by yourself!”
    Keith glanced at him as he shouldered his backpack.
    “Come with me then.”
    And that small, damned smirk tilted Keith’s lips as he held Lance’s gaze.
    “What do you think, Lance?” He asked. “2,251 miles. Think you could handle it?”
    Lance stopped short.
    Contemplated.
    And, well. Lance had nothing to do either.
    So. That’s how this all started.

    Two disasters drive cross-country to clean out a storage container that may have dead bodies hidden inside and, hey, maybe a bit of love as well.

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    14 May 2026

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    “How about a bet?”
    Keith paused.
    “If I can make you fall in love with the holidays by Christmas night, you’ll take the shift.”
    Keith snorted, turning to face Lance. He kept that vaguely annoyed smile on his face, but nothing could hide the gleam of interest in his eyes.
    “You’re not going to make that happen.”
    “Okay,” Lance shrugged. “Then what’s the harm of taking the bet?”
    Keith’s eyes rose to the ceiling, thinking.
    “And,” Lance rushed in, “and I’ll sweeten the deal. I’ll work New Years as well.”
    Now that got Keith’s attention.
    They had drawn straws for who would work New Years Day weeks ago. It was one of the worst shifts for a toy store. Being deathly hungover while listening to kids scream and toys screech was the stuff of nightmares. Keith had lost and was stuck with the shift.
    A slow grin tugged at Keith’s lips. “You’re insane.”

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    When Lance gets stuck with the Christmas shift, he immediately turns to Keith, a self-proclaimed Scrooge, to cover the shift. When Keith refuses, Lance offers up a bet. If he can make Keith fall in love with the holidays before Christmas, Keith will take the shift. Nonsense straight from a Hallmark movie follows.

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    08 May 2026