Sassychemist
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-Starts before the events of Resident Evil Village but will go through the events of the game-
Elliot Phillips did not know what to expect when she took off into the night after a break-up with a controlling ex while visiting a European country. Mechanical monsters, werewolves, and a scruffy cowboy Magneto were definitely not on the list of what was even possible. Now she must sort out who she is while trying to keep herself alive and her new “husband” somewhat sane. She isn’t so sure she is properly armed for this job…
Chapter 1 was originally posted in 2021; the story is being edited and continued in 2026. Original Title was: "That was a Choice..."
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Either this man has a bigger complex than Zeno, or he’s the original.
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05 May 2026
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A castle, a villa, a reservoir, and a factory. A Lady and her daughters, a puppeteer, an eldritch, and a genius engineer. A black-winged savior and Mother. This is the unknown folklore of rural Romania.
Tucked deeply away in the mountains of Romania is a small village. Rarely are new inhabitants allowed and never is anyone allowed to leave. The Rémy family only allowed to settle in the village because of a distant relation to the eldritch lord. Colette knows this. Colette resents this. Known as a troublemaker and an outcast, she attracts the unwanted attention of the Mother and her lords.
No one leaves, that is the rule. Colette is going to break that rule.
Edit: As of 5-11-25, this story has been updated in all of its 10 chapters. I have lengthened this by 20 pages in my Google Doc. I was surprised.
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18 Mar 2026
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Emma recently moved into a new apartment to find out she has a few interesting neighbors. In particular, a reclusive militant man who's rarely around. As she gets to know her neighbors, relationships develop and odd unsettling events unfold.
Long-term, Casual, Slow-Burn Romance with Hurt/Comfort themes. Minimal Gore. Chris R. x OC [civilian]
Starts around RE7 through RE8 and into post canon of Chris adopting and raising Rose
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14 Jun 2021
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The Beacon of the Barrows by Kattungefisk, orphan_account
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
13 Sep 2024
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When Emma Smith went to England, she expected to be spending her month working on her dissertation - not falling through barrows, joining hobbits on a quest, and getting a shake-down by the heir of Isildur. No one ever said a PhD was easy.
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20 Feb 2020
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All you wanted was to live the rest of your life in peace and solitude out in the shadow of Mount Ebott. When you bump into the Prince of All Monsters, you find yourself unable to keep your nose out of trouble or be able to turn a blind eye to the atrocities that humanity is committing against monsters. Loneliness once meant safety to you...but you're beginning to realize that the relationships you've made are more important than the so-called-safety that loneliness provided you.
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- Part 1 of Flame and Lionheart
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20 Feb 2020