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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    based on a tumblr post by violet138:

    "Funny fic idea would be "Billionaire Bruce Wayne drops by the Watchtower to check on his investment". Clark spots him and makes a beeline all, "there you are" and then spots the tux and the reporter and clams his jaw shut before entering Superman mode. For the rest of the day, he and Diana struggle to not refer to him as Batman or act too familiar as he acts super duper bubbly and nearly goads Ollie into giving away his secret identity. Hal finds him hilarious and Idiotic in equal measure and shit talks Batman to him."

    Or in other words: the watchtower is screwed, clark is screwed, and bruce is definitely going to kill him after this.

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    16 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 48

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    “C’mon then, big guy; out with it.” Hal pinches the bridge of his nose, waits for the ‘I’m not mad, just disappointed’ speech.

    Clark gets up and moves round to stand in front of him. The hand doesn’t land on his shoulder. There are no words of condemnation or reproach. Instead he feels long, warm fingers curl around his bicep. They don’t squeeze but he feels the touch like a shackle. It… he doesn’t know if it’s good or not.

    “You never told us how hard this is on you.”

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    16 Jun 2026

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    And then, finally, Hal got out, “You just gave me a truth serum?”

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    Hal struggles to keep his fat mouth shut, leading to a lot of things being said. Things he's kept buried for years

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    13 Jun 2026

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    heyy sooo this is really freaking good?? like it’s the bomb??? no fr im giggling at kicking my feet

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    The Green Lantern Corps has a few main rules: make sure your ring has enough charge before getting into shit, keep your will strong, don't start any interplanetary political incidents, and don't land on any unexplored planets. At least Hal was going for 2/4 today? That was 50%?

    Or, Hal Jordan and the Justice League crashland on an unexplored alien planet. Unexplored, as in its natural bacteria and pathogens haven't been catalogued and added to the standard interplanetary travel vaccine yet. Hal knows just how dangerous that is. Unknown bacteria is potentially one of the deadliest things in the universe, since they have no idea what it does or how to combat it. And his ring being almost dead really doesn't make this any better. So yeah, Hal's slightly losing it.

    Oh, did he mention that the Justice League is missing?

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  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    “You okay?”

    “Um,” Hal mumbled, trailing off. Barry heard a soft sigh, then something rustling.

    "Yeah. Think I'm okay."

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