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    'Elizabeth began now to comprehend that he was exactly the man who, in disposition and talents, would most suit her. His understanding and temper, though unlike her own, would have answered all her wishes.' - Pride and Prejudice, Chapter 50

    A collection of loosely-connected oneshots which provide an insight into the means by which all of Elizabeth's wishes, and a fair few of Mr Darcy's, were answered by their union.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Taking the window as an escape route isn’t the most ideal option when one is seven flights up. Not unless there’s a local birdman outside providing aerial support. Then that changes everything. Then the window is the only sensible option.

    And also the funniest, in terms of raising Phil’s blood pressure.

    (Or, superhero au, three times Phil catches Wilbur, and one time he doesn’t.)

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    07 May 2026

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    "Promise you won't get mad," Tubbo mumbles.

    Tommy rolls his eyes. "Tubbo, you just used a nuclear weapon to break me out of a maximum security prison and save me from my abuser. What could I possibly get mad at you for."

    Tubbo takes a breath, and doesn't turn around to look at Tommy while he talks, voice still small.

    "You know how I make impulsive decisions when I'm stressed out?"

    "Yeah..." Tommy drawls, apprehensive.

    "I- well, I think... I think I... Married... Ranboo?"

    Tommy short circuits.

    What?

    -

    Tubbo breaks Tommy out of prison with a nuke and then introduces him to his husband and son.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    The basic ‘no-shiny’ rule he worked with wasn’t just him trying to be difficult. Hell, not even greedy. When Phil’s instincts were in a twist, it genuinely fucked with his head. Something like that just wasn’t excusable in a world where he needed a hundred and ten percent of his mental capacity to focus on not being murdered twenty clicks deep into the untamed wilderness. If all he could think about was how he could get the gold back to his nest and far away from the people who wanted it, no one was gonna be happy.

    “I mean you no disrespect, but what you’re asking of me is outside my depth,” Phil tried to blunt the bad news, “My sincerest apologies for any disappointment.”
    “Then I’ll pay you double for your inconvenience. Make it your depth.”

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    23 Nov 2025

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    “Who did this to you?” the Blood God growls, low and dangerous. And anyone in their right mind would be afraid, would be shitting their pants, but Tommy just flicks his eyes to the floor and mumbles that it doesn’t matter.

    Echo hums softly, brushing his fingers gently over the bruises coloring Tommy’s cheek, stopping at the gash over his eyebrow before carding through his hair. Tommy doesn’t mean to lean into the touch, he knows these men are dangerous, are deadly, but he can’t help but feel safe, wrapped up in their brutal care.

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    26 Aug 2025