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    “I had scoliosis,” Peter whispered, not looking away from where they’d heard the metal snap. He had gone pale. Bucky was sure he was a few shades lighter, himself. “That’s… that’s what I was gonna say before."

    “Yeah?” Bucky asked. He loosened his grip on Peter’s shoulder, but didn’t take his hand away.

    “My back still hurts sometimes,” Peter explained quietly. “But that might be because of the swinging. Hard to find a strong enough chiropractor to crack it, you know? Maybe… maybe two thousand tons of concrete would do it, though.” Bucky leveled his gaze at the kid. Peter looked back at him, swallowing hard.

    “Let’s call that Plan B, okay?” Bucky suggested.

    “Yeah, okay,” Peter mumbled.

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    Or, Peter gets caught in the collapse of a parking garage with a (mildly) concussed Bucky Barnes, and has a nice get-to-know-you sesh with our favorite super soldier while waiting for Tony to find a safe way get them out. Super chill, right? Everything's fine. Oh- and he's been impaled by two rods of rebar and can't move without risking bleeding out. That... complicates things.

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    Yet another angsty collection of Linked Universe short stories for the month of October! Using a mix of the whumptober and ai-less whumptober prompts this year :)

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    Currently playing: Day 28 - constellation (Wild & Wild)

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    The first thing the Dragon of the Wild knows is this:

    It hurts.

    Wild swallows a secret stone in order to save Zelda from Ganondorf.

    Meanwhile, Hylia dumps eight iterations of his soul into the Depths for a lesson in despair and dragon-keeping.

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    Ganon has had millennia to learn to strike when the hero is weakest. When he is unsure. When he is frightened and alone.
    This time, Ganon struck 3 days after Link found the Master Sword—at just 12 years old.
    The Guardians were corrupted by Malice, the Divine Beasts and their brave Champions fell. So the Age of Burning Fields began while a dead hero lay entombed in the Shrine of Resurrection for a hundred years. Meanwhile, across time, previous Heroes are gathering. Something or someone had called them out of retirement.

     

    AKA: the events of Breath of the Wild but the Chain is there and Wild is 12
     

    no part of this work may be used to train AI. None of these characters belong to me.

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    Thrown together and traveling across time, the heroes of courage aren't expecting to discover a danger lurking across three different timelines, or the revelations that fighting said danger will expose to them about themselves, each other, and how they are really all connected.

    (Updates Mondays)

    Now Playing: Ravio has been found! And the heroes are starting to the see all the secrets wrapped around them. But no time for that! There are other heroes to find.

    Coming Soon: Time and Twilight's nightmares

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