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Ginny finds out that the best sex of Hermione's life was Draco Malfoy, and naturally, forces them to reconnect.
Inspired by a scene from the Amy Schumer movie "Trainwreck" that's always lived in my brain.
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Ginny rolled her eyes. “You don’t want best sex that you’ve ever had guy,” she said firmly.
“I- what?” Hermione trailed off mid protest. “No, you definitely want best sex you’ve ever had guy.”
“No, you don’t,” Ginny argued. “That’s a creepy guy. You don’t want to be with that guy.”
Hermione seriously questioned, all of a sudden, who Ginny’s best was.
“Who -”
“Best sex you’ve ever had guy is in jail, you know?” Ginny cut her off.
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Hermione’s mission to destroy the Death Eater’s most powerful weapon in the Department of Mysteries was never meant to leave her alive.
When Draco saves her; the consequences of that night change the course of the war.
I hate this man, I always have. It’s an undisputed fact. Unbroken through years of cruel interactions, diametrically opposed ideals, and now a literal war.
Hatred is a foregone conclusion and it’s never before mattered, if I sometimes couldn’t help feeling something different.
But here, now, it matters very, very much. We’re not in a war right here. I was supposed to die three days ago. But I’m not dead. Because he saved me.
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Hermione has a secret she intends to carry to her grave. Until she accidentally spills it during a game of truth or dare.
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Hermione makes a wish to skip to her "happily ever after" while being tortured in Malfoy Manor. She wakes up seven years later lying next to... Draco Malfoy?
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Hermiones drunk. Draco Malfoy, workplace ally and sort of friend, is not welcome.
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At 11 years old, Hermione’s life is abruptly turned upside down when she is forced to make an impossible choice: trust either Bellatrix or Severus, both of whom are strangers, and both of whom claim they want to save her from the other. With no idea what to do, Hermione puts her trust in the only other person present, a small boy with white-blonde hair and, unbeknownst to her, seals their fate for the foreseeable future.
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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
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- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
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28 Jun 2026
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Six years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Auror Hermione Granger activated a mysterious dark object, which unexpectedly sent her decades into the past.
Tom Riddle, now known as Voldemort, returned to British wizarding society in 1966 after a decade-long absence. Under the guise of interviewing for the Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching position, he arrived at Hogwarts to conceal one of his Horcruxes. But he soon discovered that the coveted position had been stolen a week earlier by an intriguing witch.
As manipulative schemes emerged, tension evolved into a ruinous obsession.
Illustrated and beta read by Nurchie.
Tom Riddle Main Theme composed by #LastDay.
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05 Apr 2026
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As the Order’s deadliest duelist and sharpest mind, Hermione Granger already carries the weight of war. The last thing she needs? A forced magical bond with Draco Malfoy, Voldemort’s most loyal Death Eater.
But fate isn't feeling kind.
Now, as she keeps the bond a secret from the Order—and from Harry, whose relationship with her is its own codependent mess—Hermione fights not just the war, but the compulsions pulling her toward Draco.
Something has to give.
A story of divided loyalties, impossible choices, and a bond that turns enemies into lovers... And something far more.
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05 Apr 2026
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Draco Malfoy wakes up one night to find Hermione Granger in his bed. But she's really not Hermione Granger at all, is she? Dramione, Year 7, Deathly Hallows AU. COMPLETE.
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