SharpestScalpel
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The Consort Takes A King by SharpestScalpel for 71tenseventeen
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
01 Jun 2020
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Sidney, the 87th Omega of the House of Lemieux, shall wed Evgeni, the exiled prince from the House of Malkin.
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Captain's log, personal. Stardate 4713.2. After a transporter accident during which an unknown bird-like creature beamed aboard the Enterprise, I find myself in new emotional circumstances. I can't bring myself to regret any of these events.
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Sometimes it takes an alien space goose to knock three men out of their too-isolated ways.
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Concept based on Boxstorm's Check, Please! AU:
"soulmate au where one person finds a goose who leads them to the other person. the difficulty comes in not being mauled by a goose"
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A Person Has Control by SharpestScalpel
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
02 Aug 2016
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Other considered names for this fic include: "Bucky Barnes Would Watch Steve Hump A Mattress In A Heartbeat" and "Bucky Barnes Begins To Get His Groove Back. And By Groove I Mean Sex."
Bucky sleeps with Steve every night now. This has led to some...frustration.
In which Bucky Barnes takes a shower and takes care of a particularly stubborn erection - and reminds himself of an important lesson along the way.
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The Tip of His Tongue Like the Tips of His Fingers by SharpestScalpel
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 Jul 2016
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Other considered names for this fic include: "Bucky Barnes Gets A Manicure And His Man" and "Bucky Barnes: Have You Been Using My Hair Treament - No, I Can't Use A Line From O Brother, Where Art Thou? As A Title, Self."
Bucky has a lot of good days. But sometimes there is still stuff that throws him. He just doesn't understand why this time it's a little bottle of nail polish that he lifted from Tasha's apartment. This shouldn't be that big a deal. Except for how it's totally a big deal.
In which Bucky Barnes has a hard time but figures himself out anyway with the help of his friends because sometimes that's how life works best.
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The Dynamic Tension Between Your Mouth And Mine by SharpestScalpel
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
19 May 2016
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Other considered names for this fic include: "Bucky's Second First Kiss" and "They Were Hard Times And Bad Things Happened But Bucky Is Much Better Now."
Bucky always kept himself busy when Steve was away at summer camp. It mostly went well until it didn't.
In which Bucky remembers and in which Bucky moves on from memories.
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Bucky Barnes, Mama's Boy (The Winifred Barnes And Sarah Rogers Show) by SharpestScalpel
Fandom The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
02 Aug 2016
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the tricks out of our sleeves by outherenow
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Jun 2026
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“Is Boston even interested.”
Ilya scoffs at him like Shane is an idiot.
“Is sky blue? Is water wet? Is English stupid language? Yes, Hollander, of course we want best player in the league.” Ilya mutters more in disgruntled Russian and Shane gets up off the couch to Google Russian lessons on his ipad while continuing their conversation.
Or, a Shane goes to Boston story.
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23 Jun 2026
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Pencil in the Rest by lynadyndyn
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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Scent patches were mandatory for anyone participating in World Junior's, but a lot of the Russian guys Shane saw in the hotel or around the rink had them loosely attached to their necks or not quite centered over their scent gland. Shane had been on his way to his parents' car when the wind shifted, and he smelled that Rozanov, leaning against the wall and not-at-all-surreptitiously fishing a carton of cigarettes out of his pocket, must have been one of them.
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21 Jun 2026
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Little Sun by deliciousblizzardshark
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jan 2026
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Who in the fuck would give Ilya Rozanov a baby? Not Ilya Rozanov, that’s for fucking sure.
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Ilya Rozanov falls in love.
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18 Jun 2026
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After leaving behind his last job, Ilya threw himself into a new profession: making and selling all things one can pickle. His week revolved around the Sunday farmer's market. Everything seems simple and predictable until a new vendor arrived late in the season.
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16 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander is everything a team could want. He shows up early, stays late, and fixes mistakes before they ever become more then blips. By every metric he is the perfect player.
Perfection, it turns out, is not the same thing as being okay.
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