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Something to Joke About by ShieldMaidenProductions
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
24 Apr 2025
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Jane Shepard meets Jeff Moreau (eventually known as "Joker") at the Alliance Academy. This is where it all started . . .
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Writing Our History by ShieldMaidenProductions
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
27 Oct 2024
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A Princess Among Us by ShieldMaidenProductions
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
18 Jun 2022
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A mysterious girl from a far away land arrives on Berk's shores one night, along with an ominous thunderstorm. Who is she, and why is she alone?
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Just some oneshots
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The Forgotten Countess by stunningsoprano
Fandoms: The Princess Bride - William Goldman, The Princess Bride - Simon Morgenstern, Princess Bride (1987)
14 Jun 2026
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When Count Tyrone Rugen fell in love with Lady Lilia Valcoran of Guilder, all of Florin rejoiced. The cold and mysterious six-fingered count seemed transformed by his beautiful young bride—until her death in childbirth shattered whatever humanity remained in him.
Seventeen years later, their daughter Arduenna lives trapped between the shadow of the mother she never knew and the father she cannot please. But when she is kidnapped alongside Princess Buttercup and falls for a certain Spanish swordsman, she discovers her life has been tangled with Inigo Montoya’s long before they ever met.
For Inigo, revenge has always come first—until the daughter of the man he has sworn to kill changes everything.
A dark fairytale retelling of The Princess Bride featuring romance, curses, comedy, family trauma, and the happy ending Inigo Montoya deserves.
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- Part 1 of The Florin Chronicles
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20 Jun 2026
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The Reapers are defeated, and the galactic community is barely holding together after the presumed death of Commander Shepard and the disappearance of the Normandy. The return of both – with unexpected complications – prompts a whole lot of questions… and very few answers.
Update: Now includes podfic!
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- Part 1 of Every One That Asketh
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- English
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- 185/?
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06 Jun 2026
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The Reaper war is over, but Admiral Hackett's most crucial mission remains: find Commander Shepard's body. When two soldiers discover her alive in the ruins of London, the mission shifts from recovery to survival. With catastrophic injuries that should have killed her six times over, Shepard faces her hardest fight yet, and this time, the battlefield is her own body and mind.
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- English
- Words:
- 366,766
- Chapters:
- 81/81
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- Kudos:
- 452
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21 May 2026
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You'd never admit it, but winning over Spencer Reid was a bit of an accomplishment for you. You didn't expect it'd lead to a work place crush consuming your thoughts, analyzing every interaction, wondering if you were the only one.
Friends to lovers, tension and sloooowwwww burn, idiots in love, crushing hard, typical CM plot, trauma-bonding from cases hehe
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01 Apr 2026
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When Spencer needs clothing alterations, Penelope refers him to her seamstress to get them done. What he expects to be difficult and annoying to get done, is actually made pleasant by the woman's easy-going and charming personality. Even after his clothes are done, he finds himself longing for more of her.
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28 Mar 2026