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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    Part-time guitarist Grantaire came to the Halloween party hoping to get laid; why else would he show up dressed like Sexy Wolfman? To his surprise, a mysterious stranger named Enjolras seems willing to help him with that. Now if Grantaire could just figure out why this Enjolras is quite so convincing as a vampire...

    Or, "Member of a monster-themed novelty band Grantaire x Actual Vampire Enjolras," amazing prompt courtesy of tumblr user thepiecesofcait.

    Happy Halloween!

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    04 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    Karkat's a new vampire in need of a thrall. Dave's found the easiest job in the world. And they were roommates ...

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    25 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    22 Sep 2025

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    “Fancy seeing you here,” Ben said. His smirk said it was anything but – he, at least, had known about their living arrangements for the year.

    Bea counted to five again. “It’s one in the afternoon.”

    “Not my time,” Ben said, and he slurped his beer loudly. Even three floors down she could hear the rattle of the beer in the can through his straw.

    “Yes, true,” Bea said. She put a hand on her hip. “So, they let you back into the country, hm?”

    “Low blow,” Ben said cheerfully. “A lazy shot. But yes, I am here, yet again. You may lavish me with your post-summer tidings.”

    “I’m going to key your fucking car.”

    “I’ve missed you, too, Bea.”

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    Or, a modern college AU of Much Ado.

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    12 Nov 2023

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    Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them.

    "I need a favor," he says at last.

    "With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robes—"

    (High school AU. Grantaire the disaffected stoner is pulled into a cause bigger than himself. Or: in which there are pretend boyfriends for great justice.)

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    10 Mar 2023