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In retrospect, maybe asking Nick to go with her to The Crafters’ Castle the day after he almost nailed her on the dining room table wasn’t Jess’s brightest idea ever.
Or: What happened in the 24 hours after the fishtank broke.
(Canon-divergent. Set after 2x19, “Quick-Hardening Caulk.”)
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09 Jul 2026
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Is the Goddess still testing him? Has he not suffered enough in this lifetime? Was killing the Calamity not enough—now he has to explain morning wood to the Princess of Hyrule?
(in which Zelda discovers an unsavoury image on the Sheikah Slate and Link must face the consequences)
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07 Feb 2026
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When Draco stumbles upon a particularly nasty curse at work, Hermione's Friday evening plans suddenly go from a hot bath and a good book to staying late to help research a countercurse.
But Draco's ache only grows as the evening goes on. The pain and agony won't relent.
So Hermione offers to help him out. After all, it's what any good colleague would do.
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“I only meant, is there someone you could call? Someone you’re with, who could…”
Draco laughs. The sound is harsh. “If I were seeing someone, do you think I’d still be sitting here with you instead of buried deep inside her right now?”
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17 Jan 2026
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Draco discovers he's part Veela and Hermione is his mate. Tired of having his choices taken away from him, he ignores the fates and marries Astoria instead. Draco is happy with the life he's made for himself till a marriage law threatens to destroy it all by once more forcing the most annoying witch he's ever known back into his life.
(Basically, just another Dramione Veela fic with the marriage law trope thrown in with a twist.)
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11 Jan 2026
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In the wake of the War, Hermione Granger struggles to keep herself together, memories of the things she's lived through and the reality of who she has become like a snapping hound at her heels.
In the wake of the War, Draco Malfoy was freed from his shackles - from his fear. His wounds are still raw, still painful, but he takes pride in them, in the person he now dares to be.
In the wake of the War, Hermione Granger hates herself. And Draco Malfoy hates her for it.
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08 Mar 2025
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All Hermione wanted was a quiet year back at Hogwarts. Instead, she is tricked into drinking a Love Potion with Draco Malfoy. Smut, angst and questions follow, mainly who planted this Love Potion and why?
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07 Feb 2025
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The Light side won the battle but lost the war. By Ministry decree, all Mudbloods have been Obliviated and "repatriated" to the Muggle world. When Draco Malfoy seeks out Hermione Granger, he wants only one thing . . . but gets far more.
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01 Feb 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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20 Jan 2025
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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
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- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection
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- 229,630
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- 39/39
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18 Jan 2025
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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18 Jan 2025
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Year of the Lioness by HeavenlyDew
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
22 May 2026
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The war is over.
For Draco Malfoy that means a fresh start at Durmstrang: an unplottable fortress high up in the mountains, isolated from the world and a thousand miles from all he hated at Hogwarts. A place where the Dark Mark remains a badge of honor. Where Unforgivables are practiced openly. Where Mudbloods have never been admitted.
At least until Hermione goes and ruins everything.
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Or: A Durmstrang spin on an eighth year story feat. toxic Draco, dark Hermione, and the entire gang of snakes.
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- Part 3 of Dissonant Lifetimes
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23 Dec 2024
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How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.
The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.
Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?Series
- Part 1 of Spectrum
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- 312,286
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- 51/51
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23 Dec 2024
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Public Bookmark 902
Mystery Work
Part of Private Collection
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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17 Sep 2024
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The Boy in The Woods by endlessnightlock (Endlessnightlock)
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
17 Mar 2020
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Katniss is angry with her mother, with her place in life.
She goes to the woods to hunt and to gather. It's the place where she feels whole. Not so alone.
The woods are said to be full of evil spirits. The stories keep the villagers away, which is fine with her, but all she's ever found is peace and tranquility there. She's never encountered anyone on her outings, until one day a golden boy appears.
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07 Sep 2024
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A (sort of) drabble collection in which moments from book 1 (Throne of Glass) turn out differently, and the relationship between Celaena and Chaol begins much sooner.
[Chapters based loosely on Kisstober prompts, but events are sequentially based on moments from the book.]
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22 Aug 2024
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When Hermione Granger is presented with a problem, she turns to research. Information, hypotheses, and experiments... These are all things she knows and loves, so it should come as no surprise that when she finds herself with a problem in the bedroom, she knows exactly how to find a solution.
And it just so happens that the solution is in the arms of a strong and confident stranger, with hands and lips that know just how to drive her body wild. The only problem? They belong to Draco Malfoy, the one person she should never trust.
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30 Apr 2024
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To Hold The Sun by Obsidiangst, softlie
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
30 Apr 2023
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“The people are angry,” one advisor seethed. “They’re hurt, afraid, and they are demanding reparations. Some even go so far as to demand that the savages assimilate into civilized society, that we deliver an ultimatum.”
“What if we compromised, and made an attempt to obtain reparations and a peace treaty?” Zelda made a point to draw her eyes across each man seated at the table.
Her father’s hand stilled at his beard, face cast as if shadowed by an autumn storm. Finally, after what felt like years of silence, he stroked his beard thoughtfully.
“It will be so.”
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While they may not have negotiated peace, the war chief reflected, he had a piece that would guarantee it squirming in his grasp.Series
- Part 1 of To Hold The Sun, To Catch The Moon
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- 27/27
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29 Sep 2023
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Arrows & Cupids by TwilightCakes
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games - Fandom, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games (2012)
09 Feb 2016
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After hunting illegally one day, a near-starving Katniss Everdeen is caught and almost has to pay the price. Peeta has always tried to get the girl with the secret arrows to notice him, and he figures that now is a good a chance as any. AU/Everlark - No Games, but Panem is otherwise the same.
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- 153,095
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- 54/54
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17 Aug 2023
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Silent Princess by PearLynn
Fandom The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
19 Jun 2019
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07 Aug 2023
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The Spring of Unity by Haruki324
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
27 Jun 2020
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To you who have travelled into this mountain, I offer you these trials:
In your travels, you’ve relied on the equipment that you’ve found along the way…
Believing yourselves to be self-reliant...
For these trials, you must cast aside your equipment and your pride...
And face this challenge with nothing but one another to rely on.
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Bookmarked by SimoneSnickers
04 Aug 2023