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    Thorin goes into rut during a council meeting, becoming dangerous to everyone around him, and there is only one omega they can call to try and calm him down: Bilbo Baggins.

    What follows is possibly one of Bilbo's worst plans: get Thorin to chase him through the halls of Erebor, and face the consequences when he catches up to him.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit. Just as grass is green, the sky is blue, and the Lonely Mountain is tall, Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit through and through, and no one would know this better than himself. Yet strangely, while underneath the dwarf whom he calls king, he’s never been more acutely aware of just how much of a hobbit he is.

    Malalkhrukûn - he who is besotted

    (January Prompt for Year of Bagginshield- Body Worship)

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    21 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    The story didn’t end at the station: Margaret Hale and John Thornton have only just begun to learn about each other - body, soul and everything in between.

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    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    “Let me get the door,” he said softly, finally regaining his momentum and coming up onto the landing next to her.

    “I’m perfectly capable of opening our front door,” she huffed, sidestepping to allow him more room around her skirts.

    “You’re perfectly capable of plenty, of that I have no doubt,” John replied, sliding the key into the lock. “But the first-footing won’t bode well if I let you go in before me.”

    Margaret blinked, not fully understanding her husband’s meaning.

    “The first-footing?”

    “Aye,” John said, turning the knob and swinging the large, heavy door inwards. “It’s bad luck to let a woman into your home on the new year before anyone else. Didn’t you know that?”

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    a smutty little new year's fic <3

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Thorin, try as he might, cannot come up with an excuse. He stands, without shirt, in the forge, carefully crafting a blue bead. Durin blue, to be exact.

    And Dwalin stares, unimpressed, as Thorin clenches his jaw, and struggles to come up with a reason as to why he’s crafting a courting bead.

    “For the Hobbit?”

    Thorin sighs through his nose.

    “Indeed.”

    “When will you give it to him?”

    “I… do not know if he will return my affections.”

    Dwalin serves him another deeply unimpressed look.

    “Soon. You should give it to him soon, my King.” The last bit is said with a sternness that only Dwalin would ever speak to him with. Thorin watches as he leaves, and then glances back down at the bead.

    Soon. Definitely.

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    Bilbos hair is VERY distracting and it makes Thorin realize a few things

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    15 Jun 2026