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  1. Rec 39

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    Being a father was never easy, but being a girl dad in the Wayne family was something Bruce never quite trained for. From suit adjustments to makeup, galas, and teenage drama, nothing could have prepared the Dark Knight for this.
    He’s just trying to survive the chaos that comes with raising Cassandra Cain.

     

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    3 times Bruce survived to being a girl dad + 1 time he almost didn’t made it…

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    12 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 85

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    Bruce could hear some kind of screaming coming from the back of the store. He made eye contact with The Joker who had a grin on his face, not unlike one he would have facing the Batman.

    "You should look into getting your vents checked, broken ones make an awful racket.” He told the man. The Joker’s grin widened.

    “Thank you, dear customer! I’ll definitely get that checked out. Now, your total should be 13,56 dollars.” The Joker said, bagging the medicine in a strawlike grocery bag.

    Bruce nodded and handed a twenty bill to the man. “Keep the change,” He added as The Joker handed him his bag.

    Sometimes Bruce really hates his life, like right now.

    Or, or also, grocery stores!!

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    11 Jul 2026

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    This poor man

  3. Rec 35

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    Bank statements are overrated thats all Bruce wanted to say.

    Or; Bats and Twitter. Then Superworld and Twitter. General consensus is confusion.

    Also known as World Building for a series that had originally been crack.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    "Give me your Batman brain."

    Bruce, who has been tracking criminals at the batcomputer for hours, stares at Dick. "What?"

    Dick, only about twelve years old, is looking up at Bruce with ominous sincerity. He makes grabby hands. "Give me. Your Batman brain. Give it."

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    Baby Richard Grayson accidentally invents the Batfamily's longest-running coping mechanism. Based off of this tumblr post:

    https://www.tumblr.com/heist-family-content/790792651103436800/give-me-your-batman-brain-bruce-who-has-been?source=share

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    10 Jul 2026

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    "Damian? Is everything alright?" Bruce asks, brow burrowing in concern. To say Damian dislikes physical contact would be a lie, but he is not usually so outwardly seeking of it.
    "Yes, Father." Damian nods. "I am simply practicing the act of hugging."
    It takes Bruce a moment to absorb that, parse out the meaning from his child's very serious tone - but once he does, he chuckles, smiling down at Damian.
    "Practicing hugging, hmm?" He asks.

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    08 Jul 2026