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There is a woman sprawled across Rozanova’s bed. Between her thighs, Shane can see Lilya’s head bobbing. The woman has her fingers in Rozanova’s curls, pulling—
Shane finds out that Lilya’s pre-game ritual is eating pussy.
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- Part 1 of Pulling the Goalie
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“You’d better be careful,” Caitlyn put a bit of edge into her voice, “you forget, I could spit in your coffee.”
Vi’s teasing stuttered to a halt and her cheeks flushed.
“Joke’s on you,” she said, clearly attempting to sound casual, “I could be into that shit.”
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Early in their relationship, Vi had been going down on Caitlyn, her thumb running soft, teasing circles around Caitlyn’s clit, her tongue pressing in, again and again—Caitlyn was delirious with it.
“Oh god, god—please—put it in already!”
Vi had stopped dead.
“What do you mean, put it in already,” she’d asked. Her voice had lost the breathy edge it had had when she’d been sweet talking Caitlyn earlier. “Put what in, exactly.”Vi was trying to compensate for something, and unlike Caitlyn’s ex-boyfriends, Vi wasn’t insecure about her height.
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Arcane Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Lesbian?! by SleepingPatterns
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
07 Feb 2025
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“You know, there’s an old wives' tale that if you turn thirty and you’re a virgin…” Jinx waved jazz hands for dramatic effect, “you get magical powers.”
“Jinx! First of all, you’re fucking gross. Second of all,” Vi tried not to sound overly defensive, “I’m not a virgin!”
She was, in fact, a virgin.Or
Cherry Magic AU
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To the Moon and Back by b33x, BastardlyOctoberSon, SleepingPatterns
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Oct 2020
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Rzhavyi is an eighteen year old student at a technical college. Fighting comes as easily to him as breathing, and he lives by a code. Topor is twenty-one and recently discharged from the army. He's a drift racer, and couldn't care less about Rzhavyi's concept of fairness. The only thing they have in common is that they both live in aging apartment blocks in the middle of Russia, and that they are incapable of sharing the courtyard situated between them.
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- Part 1 of To the Moon and Back
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To the Moon and Back by b33x, BastardlyOctoberSon, orphan_account, SleepingPatterns
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
28 Oct 2020
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a pox on all your houses by apocryphal
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 Jul 2026
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"Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"
"I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.
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The Boston Raiders are making decent time heading up into Michigan when one of the horses almost breaks an ankle on what’s left of the road.
A highly lethal—and highly contagious—virus has swept across the planet, taking down the power grid, toppling society, and leaving behind only a tiny fraction of the population. For a while, it seems like everything is over. This is not the case.
Or: The world ends. Shane Hollander starts playing for Boston. Yes, in that order.
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car wash redhead, tube top R.E.M. concert, juror #6 by rockbound
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Feb 2026
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The only trick is to have no fear, and even less fear than that the more trouble one is in. Ilya cannot teach that to a man who has directed his energies into becoming, not like a saint, but like a painting of a saint, all dripping in symbolism: the way the robe drapes here, yes, that is on purpose, and the angle of the light, the patron’s face in the crowd, the instrument of the martyrdom in his hand and the fruit in the bowl on the table, all arranged except when—
Bookmarked by SleepingPatterns
11 Jul 2026
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/79150876
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Pencil in the Rest by lynadyndyn
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 Jun 2026
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Scent patches were mandatory for anyone participating in World Junior's, but a lot of the Russian guys Shane saw in the hotel or around the rink had them loosely attached to their necks or not quite centered over their scent gland. Shane had been on his way to his parents' car when the wind shifted, and he smelled that Rozanov, leaning against the wall and not-at-all-surreptitiously fishing a carton of cigarettes out of his pocket, must have been one of them.
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Shane is lonely. He knows this because there have been multiple attempts by different people in his life to make him acknowledge this. It has been an increasing concern for his parents, who previously kept their comments sparse, before his career kicked off in earnest and they could finally iron out some of his social flaws. This manifests in increasingly farfetched and undesirable suggestions - you should join a running club; you should email this influencer - you never know!; you should see if that brand ambassador could be your plus one to this event.
His friends, too, keep poking their noses in his business. Some of his them are easier to shake off - Hayden goes quiet after a few noncommittal hums from him at the suggestion of a double date. JJ is happy if they get a beer once in a while. Rose however - Rose buys him a dog.