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    Your Urge and his Hand, on each side of your mind and body, pulling you apart.

    Or,

    Gortash: [fucks like a tyrannical despot]
    Durge: [surprised pikachu meme face]

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Haruno Sakura would like the record to show that she never purposefully intended to go back in time, create Konoha herself, and become the Hokage.

    Nor did she ever, in a million years, think she would marry Uchiha Madara… but here she was.

    In the Warring States Period.

    Outside the temple, she built for Kurama.

    In a shiromuku next to Madara who looks stupidly handsome in his montsuki with the Uchiha fan on his back surrounded by her Haruno circle of unity.

    Hashirama is bawling in a pregnant Mito’s arms, Izuna is teary-eyed, Tobirama looks done with life as he hands him a handkerchief, and down below, the villagers throw petals in the air in celebration.

    Kurama, the backstabbing fox, sits atop his shrine altar, in a shrunken form, and looks smug as hell.

    How did my life come to this?

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    Sakura gets sent careening into the Warring States Era due to a Uzushio ruin seal and decides to make it everyone else's problem.

    Somehow, along the way, Uchiha Freaking Madara decides he likes the way she shatters the earth with her fist and demands she marry him.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    The kids who moved into the apartment to Janice’s right were odd. Odd was probably the understatement of the century; they were some of the strangest people Janice had ever met. And she’d barely met them.

    or Steve, Eddie, Nancy, and Robin move out of Hawkins into a new apartment and their new neighbor is baffled by their existence

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    24 Jun 2026

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    The Make-a-Wish Foundation expects requests from kids to meet their favorite superhero. This might be the first one from a kid who wants to meet a supervillain.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “You’ll never fight again. No more patrols, no more city, no more heroes; doesn’t that sound good?” He murmurs softly and Tommy blinks.

    It sounds like fucking Heaven or some shit he thinks. Impossible to obtain and ridiculous to be offered. The tight feeling in his chest gets worse; vision suddenly blurry. He inhaled but it shudders in his chest and throat.

    This is mean, he thinks, this is cruel.

    But it’s the Angel of Death; and the man has always been nothing if not cruel.

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    23 Jun 2026