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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    How in the Heaven had he thought this angel so attractive when he first saw him? He’s beautiful, of course, and vibrant in a way many of the other angels are not, his enthusiasm for this ridiculous idea drawing Aziraphale’s attention like the dance of a flame, but Aziraphale simply is not attracted to…to rabble-rousers.

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    11 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 54

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    The physical distance between true lovers is merely a part of Maya, Illusion--transcendable at the speed of desire. Which is a nice high-falutin' way of describing a smutty crackfic about supernatural phone sex gone just a little bit awry. Written for HJ Bender for the 2005 GO Exchange.

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    09 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    Earth is getting older, news is getting worse, and an angel has to go to extreme heights to get any peace and quiet at all. But as close as you can get to Heaven, you're still never far from Hell. (Hell hasn't frozen. Crowley nearly has.) Giftfic for Allthisnonsense in 2006 GO Holiday exchange.

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    09 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    It's Christmas at the Maldives, everyone.
    (Well, it's a ten day Christmas wedding extravaganza at the Maldives.)
    (Erm, well, it's the wedding of Aziraphale's brother, the homophobic bully who saw the light, and it would be just so embarrassing to show up without a date. Thankfully, Crowley is a lovely, lovely friend. This is what friends do, isn't it? No fuzzy feelings involved whatsoever.)
    Pack your sun cream and your Christmas spirit, and get ready to party!
    (Well. Remember to avoid the zumba class at all costs. And don't get your feelings in the mix. Piece of cake.)

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    06 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    There is a trick people do with a mint candy and a bottle of cola which results in a small eruption, and something very like it, for much higher stakes than a laugh in a car park, is about to take place in Aziraphale’s back room.

    Or: what happens when you finally unscrew the cap on a six thousand years of repression, and drop in Valentine’s Day.

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    31 May 2026