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Her husband has betrayed her and her country and condemned them both. What can she do?
Pages 61-65 from Mildred’s POV
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Professor Johnson asks the eighth years to respond to a simple question: Who am I? The war and its consequences make this question not so simple for Harry and Draco.
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- Part 2 of some translations i guess
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365 Days and a Cigarette Afterwards [Translation] by SmilingNerdyCat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Mar 2020
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The 17th of June 1996. Sirius Black fell in the battle of the Department of Mysteries. 365 days have past, but the pain of the loss does not have an expiration date. And Remus Lupin knows it.
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- Part 1 of some translations i guess
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Ali Bashir’s Five Reasons to Trade Your Broom in for a Magic Carpet by SmilingNerdyCat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Oct 2019
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The resolution to the exciting feud between Ali Bashir and Arthur Weasley involving a petition, an epistolary chapter, and the pitfalls of government bureaucracy--the stuff of legends!
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some translations i guess by OTPshipper98, SmilingNerdyCat
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Apr 2020
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He’s halfway down the hall when Snape shouts out. “Do you think I don’t know?”
He doesn’t bother to look at him. “Know what, love? We all know your hair is absolutely disgusting...”
Snape laughs, almost manically, his face bright red as he screams back at Sirius. “Know your secret! The big one, that all you keep.” He spits. “Of course it’d be you. The Queer and the Animal, a match made in heaven.”
Sirius whirls. He shoves Snape against the wall, knocking his head against a lamp. “What did you say?”
Snape glares back at him. “You know what I said. You and your vileness. Wouldn’t be below you to fuck a werewolf, would it?”Series
- Part 18 of tumblr fics
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When Jaskier is young, he is sold to a slaver to solve his parents' problems with money.
He ends up at the royal court of Tretogor, a gold-collared bedslave, reserved for the royal line. Unlike the others, Jaskier doesn't settle into his fate, but rebels in what little ways he can.
It's no wonder then, that when the warlord of the north visits Tretogor for negotiations, Jaskier finds himself in the middle of it all.---000---
His mother's face is sad, and Julian wishes more than anything he could change that. She tucks a lock of his soft brown hair behind his ear.
“Remember how you said you wanted to help?”
Julian nods.
“There’s someone who… is coming to take a look at you. If you do well, we’ll get enough to pay the rent that’s still due. If we’re very lucky, we’ll get enough to buy back the farm.”
“What do I have to do?” Julian asks.
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29 Jan 2025
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The king of Kerrack acted foolishly and as a reward ended up swinging above the gate of his own castle. It's just one more day of dealing with unnecessary politics for Geralt. At least until the king's omega son requests an audience and offers a deal that the Warlord would be foolish to refuse.
Jaskier has been a free bard for over twenty years when his father captures him. When the Warlord of the North seeks revenge and kills the king, he doesn't hesitate to make use of the opportunity. He will go north to gather new song material, help solve a political situation, and while he's at it, he might take a bite of the Warlord as well.
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27 Dec 2024
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Jaskier is the fourth son of the minor noble house of Pankratz. He has always wanted to leave Lettenhove to explore, but is limited by the expectations that come with his station. When his parents betroth him to a Duke, he thinks it might be his chance to see the world, and let the world see him, and hear his music.
He sets out on a sea voyage to meet his new husband, but before he ever arrives, the vessel is set upon by pirates. Captain Rience has reasons to leave Jaskier as the sole survivor, and none of them are good.
The thing Rience has forgotten, the only thing pirates have to fear on the high seas.....are other pirates.
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On the eight day they had turned away from the coast, making their way into open sea to cut days off their journey. The shortcut across the open waters should have been straightforward.
It should have been safe.Series
- Part 1 of Here there be pirates
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14 Aug 2024
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It was never meant to be a permanent situation when Regulus Black moved in with James Potter's parents. In fact, he never intended to live with any Potters at all. And he definitely didn't expect to fall in love and become a Potter himself.
~The story of how James, Lily, and Regulus got to where they were in Blue Moon Café.~
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- Part 2 of Blue Moon AU
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10 Apr 2024