Sminking
Fandoms
- The Beatles (Band) (11)
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Motorcars, handlebars, bicycles for two. A sentimental jamboree, anyone?
Or, drafts in my WIP folder that are tentatively abandoned, or were bits and bobs that were taken out of now complete fics, or are just not actively being worked on. But these excerpts are self-contained enough that people may get something out of them! So I decided to post them rather than letting them languish and die in my drafts.
-
Tags
Summary
The boys are stuck inside their hotel room on tour and they're bored. Paul's arse gets bet on a game of monopoly and everyone's a winner, baby!
-
I'm carrying (something for you) by Sminking for scratchyscribbles
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)
29 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
"He found himself thinking about one of the last proper conversations he could remember having with his mum. Her face drawn and pale, eyes tired, as she showed him diagrams from one of her midwife books, explained that he wasn’t like regular boys. He’d always have to be careful, she’d said, stay away from other boys. He’d been mortified and strangely offended because of course Mike wouldn’t be getting a similar talking to. Why did he have to sit there and be humiliated, treated like less of a boy because of something he couldn’t control and hadn’t chosen for himself."
Or, that inevitable Paul is pregnant fic I've been tip-toeing around for a while now and been threatening to write for ages!
-
Tags
Summary
“But they haven’t actually spoken about it. Paul hasn’t actually said I’m coming to New York. I’m coming to see you. Meet me at the usual place.”
Or, my take on an imagined 1979 Montauk motel reunion between two long estranged fiancees.
-
Wanderlust by Sminking for poisedwalrus_horny_off_main (hlw_shell_corporation)
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)
29 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
“I want to see,” George confesses, voice going slightly breathless now, mouth dry. “I want to see what he did.”
“George,” Paul gasps, low and like he’s shocked.
Because there’s always been a sort of separation of church and state, if you will. For years now. George is church. John is state. And ne’er the twain shall meet.
__
Or, George and Paul sleeping together in 1968, and the conversation that ensued, permanently changed the trajectory of the Beatles. But what happens when the (still together) Beatles decide to go on tour in 1974 and John and George have to navigate the reality of having to share Paul with each other?
Series
- Part 2 of Any Road
Recent series
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
The last time John had anything to say at one of these torture sessions was when he told everyone he thought he might be Jesus, so Paul’s limbic system started to flood him with anxiety before John had even opened his mouth. “I bring tidings of great joy!” John declared, flinging his arms out and nearly slapping George and Mal in the face. “I am with child!”
John has some news to share with his bandmates - and it sends Paul on a mission.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,181
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 14
- Kudos:
- 79
- Bookmarks:
- 5
- Hits:
- 778
Bookmarked by Sminking
02 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Paul McCartney is a hybrid—born with rabbit ears, a tail, and a vulva. George Martin fucks him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,803
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 18
- Kudos:
- 198
- Bookmarks:
- 32
- Hits:
- 4,133
Bookmarked by Sminking
03 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
1967. John and Paul step out of a party.
Bookmarked by Sminking
27 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
John's not unaware that over the past year, he's starting looking like a dyke. He just hadn't expected that real dykes would start making passes at him.
Or; the Great Gender Spiral of 1968.
Bookmarked by Sminking
10 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Some unspecified magical fluke temporarily gives Paul a cunt. John’s loath to waste a good opportunity.
Bookmarked by Sminking
03 Feb 2026