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What if the Deathly Hallows was done differently?
What if some of the bad guys were not so bad?
What if there was a lot more collaboration and communication?
What if Draco ends up on the run with the Golden Trio?Rules:
Please do not tell Rodolphus where Severus hides the good wine.
Please do not cast Muffliato spells around Phineas.
Please do not tell Draco he is about to go camping.Series
- Part 1 of Oops! I Joined The Good Guys Series
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15 Jul 2026
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Hilarious and well written. A very light-hearted and low anxiety story with with well developed characters.
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“Well?” Hermione rolled her shoulders back and stood in what she deemed to be a more kissable stance within the coat closet before gesturing toward him. “Go on then.”
Draco’s face twisted in incredulous confusion. “We’re not actually going to kiss. You do know that, right?”
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OR: Draco doesn't want to kiss Hermione during a game night, and she's fairly certain there's more to it than the reason he gave.
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- Part 1 of Seven Minutes and Then Some Universe
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- English
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- 28/28
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Bookmarked by SmutBeast
12 Jul 2026
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Hot, loving, devotional, beautifully written ❤️🔥🥰👑
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Gynaecologist Percy Weasley takes excellent care of his patient.
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“But you do,” she said. “You know exactly what to do with me. Don’t you, Doctor?”
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blessed be the tie that binds by SultryNuns for malfoyesque
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jun 2026
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There is an order to relationships, as Hermione understands it. Meet the guy, introduce him to your friends, fall in love, get married, have kids... Die. Ever since Draco Malfoy showed up (undead! an incubus!), the order of things has gone straight to hell.
Or: Hermione brings her soul-bound creature husband to (re)meet her found family.
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Sort of an epilogue to Things that go Bump in the Night, entirely a gift to malfoyesque. Some unquantified amount of assertion that one of The Horrors is introducing your lover to your friends.Series
- Part 2 of moon struck you kissed me insane
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07 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger goes back for what she left behind.
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- Part 2 of Hermione and the Minotaur