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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    Part 3 of Out of All Proportions. Whenever you bring people together who have a little 'history,' what went on before is like an elephant in the room. Some really big elephants stampede into the settlement just when the Uruk-hai and their mates are getting comfortable. It's a small world, folks. *Really* small.

    UNDERGOING MAJOR REWRITE - STAY TUNED FOR COMPLETE STORY REPLACEMENT IN THE NEAR FUTURE

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    14 Nov 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    Part of 2 of Out of All Proportions. A family seeking a new life in Gondor gets derailed in northern Dunland. Ambushed on the road, ruffians slay all but one hired sword, the attack thwarted by the most unlikely savior imaginable. Now the family is stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a nearby Uruk-hai settlement to turn to. Gee, I wonder what happens next?

    UNDERGOING MAJOR REWRITE - STAY TUNED FOR COMPLETE STORY REPLACEMENT IN THE NEAR FUTURE

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    14 Nov 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 84

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    Part of 1 of Out of All Proportions. What if the 10th and 11th Walkers were delivered to the wrong address? Sandy and Brie get thrown from a car straight into Middle Earth and land on a pack of misfit Uruk-hai still shaken from the Flooding of Isengard.

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    14 Nov 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 54

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    Beginning with the unexpected deposit of two modern world women into the messed-up lives of a group of displaced Uruk-hai, follow the adventures of this mismatched clan as the members come together, fall apart, laugh, cry, love, hate, and ultimately find what is more precious than anything else in Middle Earth: a place to call home.

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    14 Nov 2024

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    He didn't think much of her at first. She drank bubble tea every day for Christ's sake. But he won't make that mistake again--not when her taser stares down his nose.

    "I really hope you didn't think I couldn't handle myself."

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    03 Jan 2018