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    “You can’t get pregnant from kissing,” Harry said in fervent tones.

    “Well, no, not usually,” Healer O’Toole agreed. “But, you see, you have unusual stores of latent magical power. And you of all people should know how important wishing magic is. If you had any genetic material at all in your body from another person and you wished to be pregnant with that person, well, I daresay your magic would do the rest of the work.”

    Harry had a fixed expression on his face. Ron had a bad, bad feeling. Harry had only had eyes for one man for months.

    “No.” Harry said, but now he sounded as though he were trying to convince himself. “No, that’s not possible.”

    “Harry James Potter,” Ron said, his voice deadly quiet. “When the fuck did you start snogging Draco Malfoy?”


    Or, Harry Potter is exceptional. Everyone always said so. He didn't realise just how exceptional until he wished himself pregnant on his first date. A story of doing everything perfectly out of order.

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    At risk of being failed by his least favourite professor, Regulus Black has exactly forty-eight hours to design a psychological field study from scratch. He comes up with a hypothesis. To prove emotional detachment is the ultimate key to a successful relationship. To test it, all he needs is a guinea pig who’s the complete opposite of detached.

    In comes the loud, hopelessly attentive, and annoyingly charming star of Myrddin U's rugby team, James Potter.

    For a month, Regulus observes and logs the data as James goes on a set of dates with two different people.

    What Regulus doesn’t expect is to develop feelings for the main subject himself.

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    Maggots burrowed into the crow’s wet innards—its delicately encased lungs, the firm rubber of its heart, the string-like tunnels of intestines. As a swarm of flies buzzed in Regulus’ bedroom, that was when he heard it. A din of voices overlapping.

    …you know how to say thank you, don’t…
    …there we go…open for…just like…
    …think good little boys…house of God…all messy?…
    …lovely like this…such a…

    They spoke as an auditory palimpsest. Voice after voice, almost indistinguishable, as if it was a single force speaking.

    A sibylline premonition slicing through time. A crow, giving warning.

    Regulus Black goes missing for forty days.

    He comes back different. Wrong.

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    Harry Potter has one inappropriate thought about Draco Malfoy, ONLY ONE. Unfortunately, magic is a petty bitch and it notices.
    The next morning, Harry wakes up with a soulmark on his inner thigh: a bright red S+, placed exactly where no decent person should ever be formally assessed by Draco Malfoy.
    Draco, meanwhile, has no mark at all: only an ache, a deadline, and absolutely no idea that the soulmate he is looking for is the man he keeps insulting.

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    “Hurts,” Regulus repeated and tilted his head back on the couch, trying to catch a full breath. “I feel empty and I hate… I hate that you have to see me like that. It's not—It's not me.”
    “I still think you're the loveliest.”
    Leaning into James' touch, Regulus' eyes fluttered open. “You think I'm lovely?”

    ✧ Or, when Regulus needed a home after a bad break-up, James jumped on the occasion.
    Little did he know they would share everything soon enough. Everything, except... how long James had been in love. They have a system and it works, at least until Regulus forgets his suppressants.

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