SomeDickhead
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Götterdämmerung by SomeDickhead
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
13 Jun 2026
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Years after being shunted into the body of the God-Queen Marika, a self-insert bumbles her way across Westeros.
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The Dark Lady of Ponykind by SomeDickhead
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), Star Wars - All Media Types
03 Jun 2023
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Princess Celestia has a talk with her newest student.
A parody of iwoaforever's The God Empress of Ponykind
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Homecoming by SomeDickhead
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010)
03 Jun 2023
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A horrible self-insert brings his pony waifu to Thanksgiving dinner.
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Thestralia by SomeDickhead
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010)
03 Jun 2023
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Anon's life Down Under
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Waxing by SomeDickhead
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010)
13 Dec 2021
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Anon and Luna find themselves engaged after a night of drinking. Neither are too happy about the situation.
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He was too late to prevent her death, but death is not the end. Not in a world full of Gods and chakra. With per pating gift, he would refuse to bow down to the fates and do everything in his power to protect her legacy and remove the shackles of Death. This is the tale of the Chosen One. This is the tale of the Hatake who became more than just a shinobi.
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07 Jun 2026
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"Well, looks like we're all Sith Lords, now. I hope you've all been practicing your most menacing laughter for our first run in with the Jedi Council."
Ben could only sigh and raise a distasteful eyebrow at the cross shaped, red lightsaber he was given. Down the line other students were also handling their new weapons and robes with a raised eyebrow here and quizzical expression there.
"Really, uncle?"
"Really. I don't want to compete with the local Jedi population."
Why did Jedi politics and time travel have to be so difficult?
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03 Jun 2026
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Harry's Guide to Raising Dragons and Nobles by Zizabelle98
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Game of Thrones (TV)
28 Jun 2026
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A chaotic explosion of unknown magic sends Harry to a foreign and unrecognisable toxic wasteland. He has his wand, Hermione's beaded pouch, a ruined city to take shelter in, but no way home.
Once settled and fearing for his sanity in this isolated place, he decides to take one of the many dead dragon eggs laying about to keep him company. It turns out the egg isn't as dead as he thought, though.
It's safe to say that Corlys Velaryon was not expecting to be bringing a wizard of unimaginable power and a thunder of dragons back home with him when he sent off on his ninth and final voyage.
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29 May 2026
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Aglets and Questions by KriegSchnee
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons)
23 Apr 2026
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Nobody asks the right questions, Taylor might as well.
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05 May 2026
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Shadow Stalker, Sophia Hess, has been doxxed, publically unmasked. Armsmaster and Miss Militia must investigate to determine who has broken both the law, and the Unwritten Rules.
There current suspect, identified by Hess herself, is Taylor Hebert: a troubled young girl with a history of delinquincy.
In order to close this case quickly, Armsmaster makes a choice. This choice gives them twenty four hours in Master/Stranger interrogation to determine if, and how, Hebert was involved in the unmasking.
A criminal and investigative drama, as the two heroes find just how wide a web they have stumbled into.
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03 May 2026