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Super Mega Ultra Plan: Get Ulquiorra to Kiss Orihime! by Mixelation
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)
01 Jan 2024
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Orihime wants Ulquiorra to kiss her. She's having a hard time communicating this.
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On screen, the hot twenty-three year old playing a teen vampire boy took both the hands of the human female lead and then pulled her forward into him. He dipped his head and kissed her. The camera zoomed around them to capture their epic kiss at all three hundred-sixty degrees.
“U-um,” Orihime tittered out, her face hot and red. “Ulquiorra, what did you…. um… think of that…?”
“I don’t understand why he doesn’t simply eat her,” Ulquiorra replied. His brows lowered approximately one millimeter, which was very expressive for him. “I understand the vampires in this story eat humans. Is he playing with her?”
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- Part 3 of UlquiHime Domesticity AU
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27 Jun 2026
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“Are you…” he asked, and his eyes flickered over to the romance novel, propped open to page 142. “...titillated?”
(Ulquiorra and Orihime experiment. They're not very good at it.)
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- Part 4 of UlquiHime Domesticity AU
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27 Jun 2026
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Ulquiorra very calmly turns the corner to find that in his three minute absence, Orihime has somehow managed to die.
“Okay, okay,” her soul is muttering to herself as she paces in front of her fallen body, arms windmilling around her. “Don’t panic! You can fix this!”
OR: Ulquiorra helps Orihime with a basic winter chore. Despite the dying, it's very fluffy.
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- Part 2 of UlquiHime Domesticity AU
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27 Jun 2026
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Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. ‘Not dying’ just got a lot more complicated than ‘follow chemlab safety instructions.’ A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.
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- Part 1 of Plasticity
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- 20/?
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26 Jun 2026
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The Future Forum (a translation) by snowypreyer
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Boruto (Anime & Manga)
27 Feb 2026
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Forum posts from the future are projected onto the time of the Fourth Shinobi World War.
Note: "The future" isn't "Boruto: Naruto Next Generations".
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- English
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- 71/?
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Bookmarked by Someone_42
22 Jun 2026