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Hermione Granger had never met a warning label she respected.
So when an antique Malfoy ring arrives at her Ministry desk with a note in Draco Malfoy’s handwriting that reads:
Do not put it on.
She does the sensible thing.
She investigates it.
Unfortunately, the ring considers “investigate” close enough to “wear.”
Now Hermione has twenty-four hours, one provisional matrimonial claim, and exactly seven feet of forced proximity before ancient Malfoy magic declares them legally, magically, and catastrophically bound.
Draco is furious.
The contract remains unconvinced.
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- Part 1 of The Return Policy Universe
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Bookmarked by Soul432
19 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter has become very proud of his investigatory skills, and is increasingly sure that Draco Malfoy has fallen for Hermione Granger. Determined to test his theory, he orchestrates meetings between the two. Meanwhile, Draco is dealing with guilt, self-loathing, and a very awkward issue involving his 'broomstick'. Told as a mix of Harry and Draco's POVs.
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- 23/23
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Bookmarked by Soul432
07 Aug 2025
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This was not part of Draco Malfoy's plans. He did not expect this when he adjusted his cuff-links that morning before floo'ing to the Ministry. He has barely been at work for more than a couple of hours when he is summoned to St. Mungo's, as his friend's medical proxy. Sure, he learns that Theo will be just fine the moment he arrives, but he is still rather incensed because of Theo's carelessnes. And then he got lost in one of the wards, and grew less than impressed with the medical staff, but that is neither here nor there.
The point is; Fuck Theo.
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- Part 1 of Fucking EVERYONE At Some Point
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- English
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- 154,686
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- 34/34
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Bookmarked by Soul432
04 Aug 2025
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When an underground power stirs in France and threatens the fragile post-war balance in England, Draco steps into a seat of power to which he is the heir by birthright, determined to protect his family. Intent on justice, Hermione volunteers for the role of his partner and adviser, neither of them aware of the ancient and twisted web of chaos they're about to walk into.
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- 57/57
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Bookmarked by Soul432
20 Feb 2025
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It was just supposed to be a simple reconnaissance mission, but then one thing leads to another, and Hermione finds herself in Malfoy’s arms. A wartime, omegaverse fic.
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- English
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- 34/34
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Bookmarked by Soul432
31 Jan 2025
