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- Slow Horses (TV) (2)
- The Pitt (TV) (2)
- Slough House - Mick Herron (1)
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Three universes in which Jane Flansburgh and Jane Linnell share their hobbies with each other, as well as their true feelings. Two loves end in rejection, one doesn’t.
1. Dark room photography
2. Cat adoption
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John Linnell and John Flansburgh only meet in the mysterious field that separates life and death, where the passage of time is malleable and flowers bloom when they touch.
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After a procedure, Cassie finds herself so impressed by Victoria's masterful work on the patient that she accidentally lets a nickname slip that is supposed to be reserved for the bedroom.
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Mel wrung her hands together repeatedly. “The glass bottle was roughly twelve inches in length and five inches in circumference. I can't imagine,” she began slowly, “not only the physicality, but the mental willpower needed to control such an object inside of the body. Any wrong movement could lead to disaster. Which it did. With that kind of pressure, it's no wonder our patient passed out…and when he hit the ground, the precarious frailty never stood a chance…”
Trinity felt a smug grin stretch across her face. Before she could stop herself, four dangerous words left her lips. “I could've taken it.”
Mel had long been accustomed to Trinity’s shenanigans by now, but the comment seemed to take her a second to process. She blinked. “Pardon?”
“I said…” Trinity instantly knew she had to double down—what other choice did she have? “I could've taken it.”
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Linnell's period cramps suck. So, he asks his partner to suck him. Flans gladly obliges.

