Spoonzi



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  1. Summary

    Various Ricks and their sad pasts with unrequited and required loves.

    -Requests Welcome
    -None are Connected

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  2. Summary

    This series is not a consistent series, it will be updated randomly for when I have ideas for it. There will probably be many parts because they won’t be very long.

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    ~Thomas Everett & Clancy Dawnburrow (6/?) [Warnings: There Will Be Smut]

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    These aren’t betad unless stated otherwise. We die like men for the hp bingo.

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  1. Public Bookmark 85

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    It was a stupid fucking idea. That had already been established beyond reasonable doubt. However, Healy was not entirely opposed to stupid ideas, and often encouraged them, even passively, just to see what happened. That's how he ended up here, wasn't it?

    It seemed to happen in a blur. It wasn't like there was a discernible point in which he could've thrown up his hands in disgust, or exhaustion, or- or-

    “Y'like?” March was leaned up against the orange wood of his bathroom door frame, the pale backlight lighting him up like a star. “Is it convincing, at least?”

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    Holland March taps into his feminine side for a case. Jackson Healy, despite himself, also really wants to tap into March's feminine side.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Colt is hiding something, Ryland is clueless, and Driver just wants that cookie so effing bad - or: a lot can happen during a three-day camping trip.

    "The moment Ryland met Casey could have been a scene in a cheesy romantic movie. One of the good ones, where the leads fall in love at first sight and just know that they've found the One even if they're too scared to admit it to themselves at first. That's how Ryland likes to fantasize about it, at least. And then he imagines the happily ever after that follows once the protagonists get over their insecurities, and a part of him knows that if he gets to kiss Casey, if he gets to feel that soft smile against his lips even once, it would break him to ever let go."

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    18 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    By the time Colt Seavers meets Jody Moreno, he's been stealth for more than a decade.

    At least when it comes to his being trans, anyway; he's never made a secret of not being straight. He didn't try making a secret of being trans, either, it just kind of happened.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.

    What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.

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    Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.

    UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!

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    31 May 2026

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    That was the way Flambae usually liked it. He likes mouthing off and being shown his place, he likes being given consequences for his actions, he likes fucking around and finding out.

    It makes no sense that Robert put him down without so much as a fight. That Flambae went down for the man who he thought ruined submission for him.

    But when Robert told him to listen, what else was Flambae supposed to do?

    Or; Flambae would rather set it ablaze with his own two hands than be caught unawares by a stray spark. Robert's steady hands are perfect for striking a match.

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    30 May 2026